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Trump Calls for Parade to Showcase Military Might

Trump Calls for Parade to Showcase Military Might:  President Donald Trump says he wants to see a parade showcasing US military might rolling down Pennsylvania Avenue next July 4th – complete with tanks, planes and missiles.

 

Wow – a good old Soviet-style military parade!  What a wonderful tribute to our Dear Leader, watching all those great big tanks rolling past in honor of his Presidency.  I’ll bet this will sure make Kim Jong un really jealous!  And we could have all the soldiers salute President Trump as they march past his observation stand.  And I bet the crowds will be the biggest ever!

 

On the other hand – not to rain on Mr Trump’s parade, but it’s beginning to look as if the only parade he’ll be attending in the immediate future will be when he’s “paraded” over to the Senate where impeachment proceedings are held.  Perhaps it’s just as well because – gee, Mr President – it’s just like you predicted, we really are getting tired of all this winning.  I’m not sure our country can take this level of winning much longer.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours

Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours:  There is much speculation as to what went on in the meeting between President Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin, as the meeting which was originally allotted 30 minutes, went nearly two hours and a half.  Well that’s an understandable time frame.  Hell, you’ve got two wannabe dick-tators and remember, it takes at least 30 minutes for Viagra to kick in.  On the other hand, its rumored Trump may have sold Alaska back to the Russians.  However, on a positive note – Sarah Palin was reportedly part of the deal.

 

Christian Activist Claims Katy Perry Driving Fans to Suicide via Lesbianism:  Conservative Christian Activist and Pastor Kevin Swanson has had just about enough of people like Katy Perry singing about kissing girls and liking it, and is now claiming Perry is leading children to decadence, followed by despair and finally suicide through her songs which glorify lesbianism.  I get it – that maddening cycle of “Katy Perry to lesbian to despair to suicide” of which Jesus frequently referred to in the Gospels.  The only problem is, short of Katy Perry losing her record contract – it seems to me about the only thing Pastor Swanson and his congregation can do is continue to vigorously rub human feces all over themselves until finally there are no more lesbians.

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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