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Dear Penthouse - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs

Dear Penthouse - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs
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Evil can be turned back.

For more stand-up comedy, music, tour dates, etc go to http://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com

#30SecSongs is my new project to release a new very short song every day for the next year.

Lyrics
Dear Penthouse...
Never thought it could happen to me.
A nice lady finally showed me both her boobies.
And now I've changed my ways as you can tell.
Signed, an Incel

Spotify (with real actual songs!): https://open.spotify.com/user/roadsidephil/playlist/7KJldsMDaUGmziiSB0HW...

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You'll enjoy Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction if you're a fan of Stephen Lynch, Patton Oswalt, Greg Berhendt, Flight of the Conchords, Trevor Moore.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

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