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Elon Musk Unveils Plan to Colonize Mars

elon-muskElon Musk Unveils Plan to Colonize Mars:  Billionaire tech entrepreneur Elon Musk has finally unveiled his hotly-anticipated plan to send humans to live on Mars.  I may not be the visionary Elon Musk is – but frankly, I don’t get it.  I mean, if someone has their heart set on living in an inhospitable environment where there is no cultural life, no breathable air and probably no potable water, why not just move to Flint, Michigan or Cleveland?

 

killersStudy Suggests Humans Predisposed to Murder:  New research out of Spain suggest that humans are predisposed to murder each other, but it still remains unclear whether it’s because of genetics or if other factors are involved.  To prevent further violence, researchers suggest that everyone immediately go to the nearest police station and turn themselves in.

 

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Eagles Carson Wentz Named NFC Offensive Player of the Week:  After his stellar performance against the Steelers in which he completed 23 of 31 attempts for 301 yards and two touchdowns in a 34-3 win, Philadelphia Eagles star rookie Carson Wentz has been named the NFC Offensive Player of the Week.  I don’t get it, what’s so offensive about that?

 

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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Eagle Tries to Snatch Little Boy During Bird Show at Australia Park

EagleEagle Tries to Snatch Little Boy During Bird Show at Australia Park:  Officials say plan to investigate after a photo surfaced which captured an eagle trying to snatch a boy as he repeatedly ran the zipper up and down on a green hoodie sweatshirt at an outdoor bird show in Australia’s Northern Territory.

 

What’s there to investigate?  I doubt the eagle will ever agree to testify.  Meanwhile, bird show officials say the eagle has been placed on paid, administrative leave pending further investigation.  If found responsible for attacking the child, the eagle will most likely be sent to Disney World in Florida.

 

Meanwhile, back in the US, Philadelphia fans are quick to point out that this isn’t the first time they’ve seen an eagle fumble.  Stunned onlookers who witnessed the incident, report that the eagle swept down on the poor kid faster than a Catholic priest on an alter boy.  On a positive note, at least the they didn’t try blame the dingos.

 

Of course the other eagles in the show swear they never observed any eagle trying to attack a child – and let’s not forget that they have “eagle eyes.”  They speculate that the bird may have just seen the child struggling with his zipper, assumed he was having difficulty removing his sweatshirt, and simply tried to help.  Anyway, in the final analysis, I guess it all comes down to the cycle of nature – these children may arrive by stork – but can taken away by eagles.

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