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Philadelphia Phillies in a tailspin

The Phillies haven't scored in three days.  And they haven't gotten any runs either. 

The Phillies have tried all sorts of remedies like extra batting practice and a team meeting to try to turn their fortunes around.  In fact, the Phillies have tried so many different things and failed they've been added to BP's payroll.

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Hamels Isn't Hurt

Phillies left-hander Cole Hamels will be back in the line-up shortly after an elbow injury during spring training in Florida.  Hamels injured himself repeatedly flipping off Florida drivers.

Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute

Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute

"We're nuts about balls!"
Montclair, NJ

Sports Minute is edited by Steve Hofstetter

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Lenny Dystra's Stuff For Sale

The '86 World Series ring of former Met/Phillie and financial adviser
Lenny Dykstra is being auctioned off by a pawnshop. Buyer beware: it
might point your finger straight to Lenny's stock picks!

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Phillies to Start Moyer in Game 1

The Philadelphia Phillies have decided to start veteran pitcher Jamie Moyer in game one of the World Series. The 45-year-old hurler will be on a very strict pitch count since he likes to be in bed by 9:00 pm.

Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute

Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute

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