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Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours

Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours:  There is much speculation as to what went on in the meeting between President Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin, as the meeting which was originally allotted 30 minutes, went nearly two hours and a half.  Well that’s an understandable time frame.  Hell, you’ve got two wannabe dick-tators and remember, it takes at least 30 minutes for Viagra to kick in.  On the other hand, its rumored Trump may have sold Alaska back to the Russians.  However, on a positive note – Sarah Palin was reportedly part of the deal.

 

Christian Activist Claims Katy Perry Driving Fans to Suicide via Lesbianism:  Conservative Christian Activist and Pastor Kevin Swanson has had just about enough of people like Katy Perry singing about kissing girls and liking it, and is now claiming Perry is leading children to decadence, followed by despair and finally suicide through her songs which glorify lesbianism.  I get it – that maddening cycle of “Katy Perry to lesbian to despair to suicide” of which Jesus frequently referred to in the Gospels.  The only problem is, short of Katy Perry losing her record contract – it seems to me about the only thing Pastor Swanson and his congregation can do is continue to vigorously rub human feces all over themselves until finally there are no more lesbians.

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

China Stripped of Medal

China's gymnastic team has been stripped of its bronze medal from the 2000 Olympics for using an underage girl. In related news, Ben Roethlisberger is moving to China.

Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute

Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute

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Yankees Are Tops

A survey says the Yankees are the best paid figures in sports. They're followed closely by the Mavericks, the Lakers and the women Ben Roethlisberger pays to stay quiet.

Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute

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Elon Musk Unveils Plan to Colonize Mars

elon-muskElon Musk Unveils Plan to Colonize Mars:  Billionaire tech entrepreneur Elon Musk has finally unveiled his hotly-anticipated plan to send humans to live on Mars.  I may not be the visionary Elon Musk is – but frankly, I don’t get it.  I mean, if someone has their heart set on living in an inhospitable environment where there is no cultural life, no breathable air and probably no potable water, why not just move to Flint, Michigan or Cleveland?

 

killersStudy Suggests Humans Predisposed to Murder:  New research out of Spain suggest that humans are predisposed to murder each other, but it still remains unclear whether it’s because of genetics or if other factors are involved.  To prevent further violence, researchers suggest that everyone immediately go to the nearest police station and turn themselves in.

 

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Eagles Carson Wentz Named NFC Offensive Player of the Week:  After his stellar performance against the Steelers in which he completed 23 of 31 attempts for 301 yards and two touchdowns in a 34-3 win, Philadelphia Eagles star rookie Carson Wentz has been named the NFC Offensive Player of the Week.  I don’t get it, what’s so offensive about that?

 

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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