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Pics Show Contrast of Madonna’s Youngish Face and Aging Hands

aging-handsPics Show Contrast of Madonna’s Youngish Face and Aging Hands:  Several news outlets have been pointing out the obvious contrast between pop icon Madonna’s youngish face and what appears to be her aging hands in a recently published pic.  Well, she’s obviously had a facelift and a boob job, perhaps its time for a hand job.     

 

pepper-sprayPepper Spray Inventor Unhappy With Its Use as Offense Weapon:  Inventor Kamran Logman, says he created pepper spray to prevent imminent injury, but over the last decade the spray has been frequently misused as an offensive weapon.  Logman says perhaps the cruelest use of his invention is the new “salt and pepper spray,” which, when used against beautiful, young politically active actors and actresses, can instantly turn them into middle-aged looking men and women with gray hair.

 

breast-augmentationBreast Augmentation Market Grows From High Tech Innovations:  Led by new innovations such as apps which show patients how different styles of implants would look on them, adjustable size implants in case of buyer’s remorse and 3-D printed nipples made from skin cells, the breast implant market is expected to grow a whopping 10.8% per year through 2020.  Analysts say the market has already grown two full cup sizes this year alone.  That said, investors are cautioned that breast augmentation will always be a boom or bust industry.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Suggests Hillary On Performance-Enhancing Drugs

donald-trumpTrump Suggests Hillary On Performance-Enhancing Drugs:  During a recent rally in Portsmouth, Donald Trump suggested that Hillary Clinton may have taken “performance-enhancing drugs” before the last presidential debate.

 

At first I laughed at the idea of Hillary on performance-enhancing drugs, but then it occurred to me that Trump may have just provided us with the first logical explanation as to how she was able to win the 100-meter sprints in the Rio this past summer!

 

But come on, a guy with constant cocaine sniffles and mob ties complaining about his opponent using performance-enhancing drugs?  My question is, if Clinton is doping, how come its always Trump who comes out sounding like a dope?

 

Its starting to look as if the entire Trump campaign is quickly deflating – you know – kind of like one of his trophy wives without a boob job.  And after being abandoned by much of the Republican establishment, Trump made a grand announcement that he has finally become “unshackled,” although some might argue that a more accurate term would probably be “unhinged.”

 

Meanwhile, rumor has it that about the only Republican bigwig left who’s secretly hoping for a Trump victory in November is former President George W Bush – and that’s only because he’s hoping that when someone does a Google search for the “the Dumbest American President ever,” his name will no longer appear at the top of the list.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Report Says 56,000 US Bridges Are Structurally Unsound

Report Says 56,000 US Bridges Are Structurally Unsound:  A new survey found that nearly 56,000 bridges across the nation are “structurally deficient” and need replaced.  I’m doing my part, next Monday I’m having my dentist replace a bridge in my upper right jaw that’s over 15 years old.

 

Life Forms 50,000 Years Old Found in Mexican Caves:  Scientists have what they describe as ancient microbial life forms trapped in crystals inside a Mexican cave that are thought to be 50,000 years old.  During his latest press conference, President Trump told reporters he is aware of the microbes discovery and promised to do everything in his power as president to prevent them from entering the country illegally.

 

Russian Family Criticized for Getting Pet Dog Plastic Surgery:  A Russian family is being slammed after paying to get their dog plastic surgery so it would look more like the dog in the Jim Carrey film “The Mask.”   I suppose about the only positive thing you can say about this situation is that at least the family didn’t insist that their poor dog look like Putin.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Study Finds World Has More Obese Than Underweight Adults

ObesityStudy Finds World Has More Obese Than Underweight Adults:  The Lancet reports that in the largest ever obesity study ever conducted, the number of adults classified as obese now outweighs the number of underweight adults worldwide.  Personally, I blame gravity, but health officials say this is precisely why consumers need to make certain liposuction is included when purchasing health insurance.

 

New PlanetsAstronomers Find Three Planets That May Support Life:  Astronomers say three recently discovered planets similar to Earth’s size and temperature may have conditions that could sustain life.  And while astronomers are excited, many others are asking “yea, without a good cellphone connection, what kind of life would it be?”

 

Gun DuelMan Arrested After Challenging Daughter To a Gun Duel:  A Colorado man has been arrested on child abuse and other charges after challenging his daughter to a gun duel and then engaging her in a shootout before police arrived.  The NRA defended the man’s actions, pointing out that the father was simply defending his 2nd Amendment rights as a parent.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Pet Rats Linked to Seoul Virus Outbreak

Pet Rats Linked to Seoul Virus Outbreak:  The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention confirmed Friday that pet rats are the source of an outbreak of Seoul virus infections in Illinois and Wisconsin.  Local media reports the virus outbreak has led some rat owners to verbally abuse their pets, with some going so far as to call them horrible, hurtful names like “you dirty rats!”

 

Iowa to Allow Blind People to Carry Guns in Public:  Iowa has passed legislation which will allow blind residents to acquire guns and to carry these firearms in public.  While it seems a bit unsettling, I suppose its less dangerous than allowing “blond people” to carry firearms.  Personally, I have no issue with blind people firing a gun, its just the aiming I’m a little concerned about.

 

New Report on iPhone 8’s Facial Recognition Feature:  A new report has surfaced indicating that Apple’s next-gen iPhone may include an advanced form of facial recognition technology, capable of even discerning specific emotional states.  In addition, Apple is reportedly planning to issue a disclaimer – cautioning Hollywood celebrities that their facelifts and botox treatments could very well render their phone’s facial recognition features completely useless.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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