Plaxico Burress turned himself into authorities. Burress gave up so quickly, it was almost like he played for Detroit. A Rolls-Royce Phantom owned by Burress is being sold on eBay. And unlike Buress, the car's pistons only fire when they're supposed to.
The Wall Street Journal reported today that Chrysler has restarted talks with General Motors about combining the two ailing automakers. This has as much chance of success as Dick Cheney and Plaxico Burress joining together to teach a course on gun safety.