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Controversial McDonald’s Opens in Vatican City

Controversial McDonald’s Opens in Vatican City:  Despite a very public battle waged by locals and religious officials to keep fast food chain McDonald’s out of the Papal headquarters, a branch of the golden arches chain restaurant has opened for business – just feet away from Saint Peter’s Square.  A McDonald’s in the Vatican?  Holy cow!  If something like this can happen at the Vatican, can a McMecca location be far behind?  I’ll have the “McAdams Rib.”  And forget about changing the water into wine, because the big question is – will the Pope be able to pull off turning the McDonald’s menu into actual food?

 

Arizona Twins Born in Different Years:  Two Arizona twin brothers will have a unique story to tell when they get older as one brother was born in 2016 and the younger brother born just a minute into 2017.  Come on, what’s the big deal?  Hell, even I was born in different years.  There’s the year I was actually born and the year I tell everyone I was born.

 

Doctors Remove Scissors From Man’s Abdomen After 18 Years:  Doctors in Viet Nam have removed a pair of six-inch scissors from the abdomen of a 54-year-old man who had been walking around with them inside him for 18 years as a result of a surgical mistake.  Doctors removed the object using the latest cutting edge surgery.  The man says the only thing he notices that is different after the scissors were removed is that he doesn’t seem to win the game of rock-scissors-paper quite as often.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Insisting on Riding in the Queen’s Gold-Plated Carriage

Trump Insisting on Riding in the Queen’s Gold-Plated Carriage:  In what is being described by officials as a potential security nightmare, US President Donald Trump is reportedly demanding to ride in the Queen’s royal, gold-plated carriage to travel down The Mall to Buckingham Palace during his scheduled state visit to the UK in October.

 

Oh for Dog’s sake, that carriage is for a real Queen, not a “drama Queen.”  Put another way, its for royalty, not a “royal pain in the ass.”  Perhaps someone should explain to him that lusting after your own daughter doesn’t necessarily constitute royalty.  Now I could see him riding in one of the bumper cars on Coney Island, but the Queen’s Golden carriage – not so much!

 

And if authorities think a carriage ride is a security risk, what about the risk Trump might try and grab for the Queen’s hoo-ha?  I suppose he’ll behave as long as Billy Bush isn’t there to egg him on.  One thing’s for sure, its gonna take all the Queen’s horses and all the Queen’s men to make sure Trumpty Dumpty behaves again.

 

Wonder if he fully understands he’s visiting Great Britain and not Walt Disney World?  I mean, a state visit is no time to insist on a horsey ride.  Its almost like the Beverly Hillbillies go to England.  This guy apparently really wants to be “Queen for a Day.”  And knowing Trump, he’ll probably instruct Melania to walk behind the carriage horses with the pooper scooper.

 

Hell, why not just give the horses a break and have his two grown sons pull the carriage?  Or, perhaps in lieu of a Golden Carriage, maybe the Queen could let him ride a pony behind Buckingham Palace?  In related news, so far there’s no word about whether the President has been in contact with Pope Francis about a ride in the Popemobile.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Toddlers Who Talk Early Associated With Drinking Problems

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Drunk-Toddler-298... 298w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Drunk-Toddler.jpg 375w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Toddlers Who Talk Early Associated With Drinking Problems:  A new study determined that toddlers who talk early tend to develop a drinking problem later on in life.  So next time your kids won’t stop blabbing away, its probably not a good idea to give them a beer to get them to shut them up.

 

Pope Says Even Atheists Can Go to Heaven:  Pope Francis made an extremely controversial statement by saying he believes anyone can go to heaven who does good deeds, even atheists.  Gee, if atheists can go to heaven, wonder if that means Pope’s can go to hell?

 

Copper Penny Sells for $1.38 Million:  A one cent copper penny from the earliest days of the US Mint back in 1793 has been sold for a record $1.38 million at auction to an “anonymous buyer”.  Hell, if I shelled out over a million buck for a lousy penny, I think that I’d wanna remain anonymous too.

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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