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Trump Lashes Out at Puerto Rico Mayor

Trump Lashes Out at Puerto Rico Mayor:  After receiving criticism for his administration’s slow response to the humanitarian crisis in Puerto Rico, Donald Trump lashed out at San Juan’s mayor by complaining that “they want everything to be done for them.”

 

Maybe he has a point.  I mean – come on, it isn’t as if they just suffered massive infrastructure damage, loss of life, have no electricity, very little safe drinking water, food shortages and toxic sewage is overflowing out all over the place.   Oh wait…

 

When reporters questioned whether Mr Trump could truly relate to the suffering in Puerto Rico, an angry White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters “the President knows exactly what its like to be out of water and electricity, pointing out that he was once out golfing on one of his golf courses, only to discover somewhere around the 13th hole that he was completely out of bottled water.”

 

“To make matters worse, his cellphone battery was completely dead – making it impossible for him to call and have someone replenish his stock.  Finding himself to be extremely thirsty, the President had no alternative but to drink right out of one of those dirty public drinking fountains.  Don’t tell me our President doesn’t know hardship!”

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