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Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in TV Western for Amazon

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Arnold-Schwarzene... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Arnold-Schwarzene... 960w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in TV Western for Amazon:  Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to star in Outrider, an Oklahoma western – set in back in late 1800’s and being developed by Amazon.  Now wait a minute – as if Native Americans didn’t have enough to deal with back in those days, now Amazon’s gonna inundate their ancestral homeland with former Austrian bodybuilders and multi-grain protein bars?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Donald-Trump.jpg 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Refuses to Release Democrats’ Memo:  Shortly after President Trump released a Republican classified memo despite similar warnings about security implications, he has decided not to release the Democratic rebuttal, claiming it contains data too sensitive too release.  Wow, too sensitive to release?  Sounds like this memo must contain some actual facts.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Bag-Ban.jpg 340w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Chicago Approves Ban On Plastic Shopping Bags:  With the backing of Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Chicago has become the latest U.S. city to approve a ban on plastic shopping bags.  Hell, given all the murders in Chicago, perhaps they ought to look into reusable body bags if they want to make a serious impact on the environment.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Man Found Dead Inside a Fortune Cookie Dough Mixer

Fortune CookieMan Found Dead Inside a Fortune Cookie Dough Mixer:  The body of a 26-year-old man has been found dead inside an industrial fortune cookie dough mixer in Houston.  How unfortunate, but then again, his fortune did read “you will soon come into a lot of dough.”  One thing’s for sure, it’s going to cost a fortune to clean the machine out.

 

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell speaks to the mediaSenate Republicans Block Bill to Increas Minimum Wage:  Senate Republicans have voted against going ahead on a bill that would gradually increase the federal minimum wage from $7.25 an hour to $10.10 an hour.  Republicans explain that voting against a minimum wage increase will insure Americans will not lose those treasured jobs that have allowed so many of our citizens to live below poverty levels for all these years.

 

Plastic Bag BanChicago Approves Ban On Plastic Shopping Bags:  With the backing of Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Chicago has become the latest U.S. city to approve a ban on plastic shopping bags.  Hell, given all the murders in Chicago, perhaps they ought to look into reusable body bags if they really want to make a serious environmental impact.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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