Emanuel got 70 percent of the women's vote, 85 percent of the black vote, and 100 percent of the deceased vote.
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Rahm Emanuel elected mayor of Chicago

Obama approaches Emmanuel about White House post
Barack Obama's campaign has approached Illinois Rep. Rahm Emanuel about possibly serving as White House chief of staff, officials say. Officials say Obama will choose the other eleven disciples at a later date.
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Cut To The Chase
Mayor-Elect Rahm Emanuel is a Chicago Democrat.Or as I call him.......................CD-Rahm

Rahm Emanuel says he's preparing run for Chicago mayor
In preparation for his run for Chicago mayor, Emanuel is debating whether to get involved in a a bribery, corruption, or sex scandal.

Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in TV Western for Amazon
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http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Donald-Trump.jpg 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Refuses to Release Democrats’ Memo: Shortly after President Trump released a Republican classified memo despite similar warnings about security implications, he has decided not to release the Democratic rebuttal, claiming it contains data too sensitive too release. Wow, too sensitive to release? Sounds like this memo must contain some actual facts.
http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Bag-Ban.jpg 340w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Chicago Approves Ban On Plastic Shopping Bags: With the backing of Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Chicago has become the latest U.S. city to approve a ban on plastic shopping bags. Hell, given all the murders in Chicago, perhaps they ought to look into reusable body bags if they want to make a serious impact on the environment.
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Man Found Dead Inside a Fortune Cookie Dough Mixer
Man Found Dead Inside a Fortune Cookie Dough Mixer: The body of a 26-year-old man has been found dead inside an industrial fortune cookie dough mixer in Houston. How unfortunate, but then again, his fortune did read “you will soon come into a lot of dough.” One thing’s for sure, it’s going to cost a fortune to clean the machine out.
Senate Republicans Block Bill to Increas Minimum Wage: Senate Republicans have voted against going ahead on a bill that would gradually increase the federal minimum wage from $7.25 an hour to $10.10 an hour. Republicans explain that voting against a minimum wage increase will insure Americans will not lose those treasured jobs that have allowed so many of our citizens to live below poverty levels for all these years.
Chicago Approves Ban On Plastic Shopping Bags: With the backing of Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Chicago has become the latest U.S. city to approve a ban on plastic shopping bags. Hell, given all the murders in Chicago, perhaps they ought to look into reusable body bags if they really want to make a serious environmental impact.
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