Randy Johnson picked up win number 299 with a 6-3 victory over the Atlanta Braves. Johnson is now just one victory away from becoming the ugliest 300-game-winner in Major League history.
Randy Johnson - 11 Jokes

Randy Johnson Wins 299
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Randy Johnson
I've been watching the Little League World Series.When I was 12,I was a 5'10" pitcher.I scared the kids so badly,they could barely keep down their concession stand garbage.

Big Unit 13-0 Vs. Cubs
Randy Johnson is now 13-0 all time versus Chicago. The only thing more humiliating to the Cubs than Johnson is the post-season.
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Johnson Passes Clemens
Randy Johnson passed Roger Clemens on the career strikeout list by notching his 4,673rd K. It's quite an accomplishment for a man who looks like he should be operating carnival rides in Oklahoma.