by Bob Phillips

Only three things scare me. Two of them are Ray Liotta.

Oct 19th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by Bob Phillips

Ray Liotta's To Do List

1. Drink 1800 tequila
2. Kill people with his maniacal laugh
3. Make the sauce

Jul 18th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

by Bob Phillips

A haunted house but it’s just Ray Liotta’s place and he hasn’t had his Chantix.

Oct 19th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by Bob Phillips

Only four things scare me. Three of them are Ray Liotta.

May 19th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

by Bob Phillips

Ray Liotta's drafts folder is just a list of people he's going to kill with a sidelong glance.

Jul 29th, 2014 via twitter

by Bob Phillips

You’re Ray Liotta and the makers of Chantix just told you that focus groups are creeped out less by a CGI turkey.

May 10th, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

by Dan Regan

Dreamt I met Ray Liotta and I broke down the scene in Goodfellas when he pistol whips Karen's neighbor.

I'm even a geek in my dreams.

Feb 16th, 2017 via twitter

by Bob Phillips

Chantix: Focus groups told us they wanted a spokesman that didn’t creep them out so much.
Ray Liotta: So I’m fired? Who’d you go with?
Chantix:
Ray Liotta: WHO’D YOU GO WITH
Chantix: A CGI turkey, Ray. We went with a CGI turkey.

Apr 27th, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

by Bob Phillips

I bought a Ray Liotta action figure.

It just sits around my house drinking 1800 tequila and menacing me.

Aug 22nd, 2014 via twitter

by robyn_vo

Ugh, I accidentally used Ray Liotta's face as veggie tray again.

Oct 11th, 2013 via twitter

by Covfefe Jones, King Of Shade.

I'm pretty sure Ray Liotta and everybody in those Chantix commercials is probably back to smoking.

Mar 24th, 2020 via twitterStaff Pick

by Michael Blackman

Mike Flynn is officially Ray Liotta in Goodfellas.

Dec 5th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick