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New Dinosaurs Being Discovered in Record Numbers

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/T.-Rex-Bones-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/T.-Rex-Bones-1024... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />New Dinosaurs Being Discovered in Record Numbers:  Scientists say the frequency of new dinosaur discoveries has spiked dramatically in the past twenty years or so – and many of those new finds are dramatically changing everything we had previously thought we knew about these monstrous beasts.

 

You bet it is!  Let’s take for example the giant flying dinosaur named Pterodactylus.  Who could have known that the “P” in Pterodactylus is actually silent?  There was no indication of that in the fossil record until recently.  Or how about the fact that Bigfoot was actually only a size 8 shoe?  One may legitimately wonder why podiatrists have been silence on this issue for all these years.

 

Then, there’s the recently discovered fact that T. Rex was not a predator at all, but actually a scavenger who had feathers.  While I’m no paleontologist, I’m guessing that must mean that these theropods were essentially homeless, cross-dressers.  And who could have guessed a giant, monster with a name like “Godzilla” considered itself an atheist – or, at the very least – an agnostic?

 

Now my guess is they’re eventually gonna find that it wasn’t an asteroid that killed off the dinosaurs, but smoking.  Most people don’t realize these beasts were extremely heavy smokers.  And they lived in an era long before there any warning labels on cigarette packs.  Let that set in for a minute.

 

Anyway, there are just so many unanswered questions, it can all seem a bit overwhelming for many of us.  Luckily, we here in America are very fortunate to have people like Vice President Mike Pence around – who is not the least bit shy about explaining it all to us.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Evangelical Guru Advises Forgoing Flu Shots for Prayer

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gloria-Copeland-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gloria-Copeland.jpg 972w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Evangelical Guru Advises Forgoing Flu Shots for Prayer:  Amid worst flu epidemic in over a decade, President Trump’s evangelical adviser Gloria Copeland is taking strong criticism after she put out a video advising people to skip getting flu shots and to instead “inoculate yourself with the word of God.”

 

Now, it seems everyone is so deeply concerned over the fact that this video has gone viral, which they say could put lots of people at risk.  Well, of course a video about the flu is going to go “viral.”  Come on people, just what the hell do you think the flu is?  Personally, I’m not all the concerned about catching the flu – its her stupidity that I’m hoping isn’t contagious.

 

Anyway, in all fairness – its important to remember that it costs money for Mrs. Copeland to produce these valuable informational videos and, for a limited time only, if you send her all of your money – she’ll make sure you get an “official Kenneth Copeland Ministries Prayer Cloth.”  My word, is this woman a saint or what?  Now I’m starting to feel a bit guilty for praying that she gets the flu.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Ikea Founder Ingvar Kamprad Dead at Age 91

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Ikea-Founder-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Ikea-Founder-1024... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Ikea-Founder.jpg 1240w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Ikea Founder Ingvar Kamprad Dead at Age 91:  Ingvar Kamprad, who transformed a small local furniture business in the 1940s to the massive global brand Ikea, has died at age 91.  When the funeral home delivered his casket, I guess it came as no surprise to anyone that “some assembly was required.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Ice-Caps.jpg 700w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Claims Ice Caps Setting Records During His Presidency:  While dismissing climate change during a recent interview in the UK with Piers Morgan, President Trump insisted that rather than melting, the “ice caps are setting records” during his presidency.  Wow, that statement reminds me of the old adage, “you can lead a Republican to facts, but you can’t make them think.”  That said, in all fairness – the President is partially correct.  The polar ice caps have reversed themselves and are now heading towards Panama for the winter.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Bleach-150x150.jpeg 150w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" />Parents Forcing Children to Drink Bleach to Cure Autism:  A potentially deadly new trend is developing among some parents, which involves forcing children to drink industrial-strength bleach in an attempt to cure them of autism – all based on the website advice from the very secretive Genesis II Church which was founded by a former Scientologist.  What the hell is wrong with people these days?  Don’t these idiots realize that industrial-strength bleach is a cure dyslexia, not autism.

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