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O’Reilly and Fox Paid Out $13 million in Harassment Claims

O’Reilly and Fox Paid Out $13 Million in Harassment Claims:  According to the New York Times, Fox News star Bill O’Reilly and the Fox News network paid out some $13 million to five women over the past 15 years to settle a series of harassment allegations against the opinionated host that included dirty phone calls, unwanted kisses and hotel room invites.  Wow, that’s almost enough to make your head spin – right out of the “No Spin Zone.”  Let’s hope his next book isn’t titled “Killing Witnesses.”  Hell, between Roger Ailes and now O’Reilly, Fox may as well just bring in Bill Cosby to round out the line up.

 

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson Doesn’t Allow Eye Contact:  The Washington Post is reporting that some career diplomats and underlings working under Secretary of State Rex Tillerson have been instructed not to speak to him directly or even make eye contact.  And while some have criticized him for that policy, people need to understand that if you just had one eye located in the center of your forehead, you probably wouldn’t want people looking at you either.

 

Company Develops Lab-Grown Chicken Meat:  Health and safety issues have plagued the conventional meat industry for ages, and now a Silicon Valley-based food tech company claims it has successfully developed the world’s first ever “clean” chicken and duck meat through what it calls “cellular agriculture.”  Good grief, what the cluck will they think of next?  Now, the big question is – will a cellular chicken sell?  And instead of dinner jackets, would we now come to dinner parties in lab coats?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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NFL Silent About New Case of Under-Inflated Footballs

NFL Silent About New Case of Under-Inflated Footballs:  The New York Giants say they tested the air pressure in two footballs they captured during their recent game against the Pittsburgh Steelers and reported them to league officials as being below the permissible range of 12.5 PSI.  Geez, if this deflated air situation gets any worse up, the NFL is gonna need to replace all the referees with physicists.  Where’s Neil deGrasse Tyson when you need him?  Meanwhile, Giants’ fans are demanding it’s time to clear the air – wondering if the NFL really has the “balls” to go after the Steelers.  Personally, I don’t think the NFL is trying to protect the Steelers, I just think its too much of a hassle to try and spell a name like Roethlisberger on an indictment.

 

Retired Doctor Unearths Lost Da Vinci Drawing Worth $16 Million:  A French auction house announced the discovery of what is believed to be a long-lost drawing of Saint Sebastian by Italian Renaissance master Leonardo da Vinci, which was discovered by a retired doctor and is valued at nearly $16 million.  Sources say the doctor was philosophical about finding the sketch, chalking it all up to the “luck of the draw.”

 

Trump Names Exxon CEO Tillerson as Secretary of State:  President-elect Donald J. Trump has decided upon Exxon Mobile chief executive Rex Tillerson to be the next secretary of state, dismissing bipartisan concerns that the globe-trotting CEO has forged too-cozy a relationship with Vladimir V. Putin.  In fact, when asked if he enjoys a really close relationship with the Russians, Tillerson responded “you’re darned Putin I do.”  My question for him would be, because his name is “Rex Tillerson,” should we call him T-Rex for short?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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