by bix brillo

breakfast of chumpions

Embattled Toronto mayor Rob Ford says he definitely does not have a cocaine problem.  According to Ford, he doesnt even like cocaine.  He just likes the way it smells. 

Dec 31st, 2013

by Warren Holstein

Rob Ford makes Charlie Sheen seem sophisticated.

May 1st, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

by Jeff Dwoskin

Toronto is lucky Rob Ford is such a charming, lovable crack addict.

May 1st, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

by Warren Holstein

We should thank Canada for providing us with some of the world's most talented natural comedians like Martin Short, John Candy and Rob Ford.

Nov 19th, 2013 via twitterStaff Pick

by Adam Wolf

At this point I think it would be harder to find a video of Rob Ford not smoking crack.

May 3rd, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

by MustBeTheMeds

#RememberThatTime I smoked crack with Rob Ford?

Mar 22nd, 2016 via twitter

by John Tait

Until I witnessed Toronto mayor Rob Ford, I was unaware that crack was so fattening.

Nov 7th, 2013Staff Pick

by Warren Holstein

RIP Rob Ford. Pouring a little crack out of my pipe for my homie... okay, I just picked it up and put it back in.

Mar 22nd, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

by Lee Mays

Another Rob Ford video has surfaced with him smoking crack. Canada's leaders are meeting to force him to sell Toronto. @absrdNEWS

May 1st, 2014 via twitter

by Steve Hofstetter

The great thing about Rob Ford is that little kids in the inner city who grow up surrounded by crack can still dream of being mayor.

Nov 6th, 2013 via twitterStaff Pick

by Tommy Campbell

#ThePartyWasSoCrazyIHadTo call Slash, Rob Ford and Charlie Sheen and tell them they're f*cking amateurs.

Mar 24th, 2015 via twitter

by Jeff Dwoskin

Mayor Rob Ford dropped out of the race after a tumor diagnosis even though Arnold Schwarzenegger tried to convince him 'it's not a tumor.'

Sep 12th, 2014 via twitter