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Tomi Lahren Accuses Liberals of Brainwashing Teens into Eating Tide Pods

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Conservative-Tomi... 508w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Tomi Lahren Accuses Liberals of Brainwashing Teens into Eating Tide Pods:  Fox News conservative Tomi Lahren is angry about the recent trend among teens filming themselves eating Tide Pods – and she’s putting the blame directly on liberals, whom she claims are have destroyed the American family.  One a positive note, a liberal spokesperson maintains that the Tide detergent in the pods being used to destroy the American family are actually a “low-suds Tide,” so they won’t destroy the environment while they’re destroying the American family.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Robert-Mueller-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Robert-Mueller-10... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Robert-Mueller.jpg 1180w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />NY Times Claims Trump Order Firing of Mueller:  According to the New York Times, Donald Trump reportedly sought to fire special counsel Robert Mueller, but relented after the White House’s top attorney threatened to resign.  When asked about the revelation, the Republican congressional leadership said they prefer to think of Mueller’s work as yet another job that President Trump has created.

 

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President Trump Dramatically Shrinks Two of Utah’s National Monuments

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President Trump Dramatically Shrinks Two of Utah’s National Monuments:  In a move that marks the largest reduction of federally-owned lands in American history and opening those areas to oil drilling and mining, President Trump signed an order shrinking both the Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante national monuments.  On the other hand, had there been images of Confederate Generals and politicians carved into them thar hills, Trump and his followers would have sent in the US Armed Forces to ensure the area remains a national monument.  That said, the Trump Administration is insisting those areas will still remain national monuments – which is true I guess – only now, we’ll have to reclassify them as “monuments to fracking.”  

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Missle-Controls-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Missle-Controls.jpg 360w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />US Microwave Weapon Could Fry North Korean Missile Controls:  Experts say the U.S. has microwave weapons that proponents believe could stop North Korea from launching missiles by frying their electronics.  Get serious!  As if the American diet isn’t bad enough as it is, now we’re adding “fried North Korean Missile Controls?”  Either way we’re screwed.  I mean, if the bombs don’t get you, the cholesterol will.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Paul-Manafort-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Paul-Manafort-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Paul-Manafort.jpg 1034w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Manafort Caught Still Working With Russian Operative:  Robert Mueller’s team is asking a judge to revoke Paul Manafort’s bail after it was disclosed that Manafort – as recent as a week ago had been ghosting-writing an op-ed piece with a longtime Russian operative who has ties to Russian intelligence – an op-ed designed “to influence the public’s opinion” of the onetime Trump adviser.  Gee, if I didn’t know better, I’d say Manafort must be using either Don Jr or Jared Kushner as his senior advisors.  Obviously, he’s hoping to build a case to justify a Trump pardon, but mark my words – Trump will soon be tweeting something like ”Manafort?  Never heard of him.  Isn’t he one of Hillary or Obama’s friends?”  My God, even the Coen Brothers couldn’t come up with a script this convoluted and with this many complete morons.  Yes sir, that Trump hires all the best people.

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