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Inventor Hopes to Father Children With His Sex Robot

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Robot-Children-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Robot-Children.jpg 846w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Inventor Hopes to Father Children With His Sex Robot:  Spanish scientist and sex robot inventor Dr. Sergio Santos claims it’s only a matter of time before marriages between humans and robots become the norm and that the next logical step would be to have children with these robots.  While I like to think of myself as a fairly open-minded person, this does create one helluva lot of unanswered ethical questions like – do you raise the kids to be iOS or Android?  Or, should the sex robot’s lithium-ion batteries happen to catch fire during pregnancy, do you try and save the child or your house?  And finally, is it OK to pay female sex robots only 70% of what male sex robots make?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Lions-Eat-Poacher... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Lions-Eat-Poacher... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Lions-Eat-Poacher... 1102w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Lions in South Africa Kill And Eat Suspected Poacher:  According to a report out of South Africa, a suspected poacher was found dead last week after being killed and partially eaten by lions.  Wow, Bon Appetite, guys!  Talk about “justice being served!”  Guess we don’t need to ask who got the lion’s share of him – they ALL did.  Ironically, authorities say the lions only ate about half of the poacher – which seems kind of wasteful to me.  I mean, that’s almost enough meat to feed a guy like Jeffrey Dahmer for an entire week.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Donald-Trump-1-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Donald-Trump-1.jpg 802w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Donald Trump Declares He’s Totally Opposed to Domestic Violence:  After praising his former staff secretary Rob Porter who was forced to resign after his two ex-wives accused him of domestic violence, Donald Trump finally addressed the issue, telling reporters that he is “totally opposed to domestic violence.”  Well hopefully, that little confession won’t totally disillusion his hard-core followers.  I mean – come on!  If being a pompous, narcissistic, racist, sexist, homophobic, traitorous, sleazy grifter of a crook isn’t enough for them – just what is?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Germany Opens World’s First All Sex Doll Brothel

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Doll-Brothel.jpg 488w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Germany Opens World’s First All Sex Doll Brothel:  A bizarre sex-doll brothel named “Bordoll” has just opened in Germany, where patrons pay $101 per hour for a session and brothel management claims 70 percent of their patrons are repeat customers.  Good grief, sounds like even more jobs lost to robots.  On a positive note, if there’s a flood, these can probably also be used as a floatation device.  My only question is, does anyone know what the manufacturer’s recommended PSI for these dolls happens to be? 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Mice.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" />Mice With Human Brains Created in New Study:  Scientists have succeeded in implanting human brain cells into mice pups, which resulted in the animals growing a brain that was both human and rodent which researchers hope may one-day help them better understand how the human brain develops as well as provide replacement parts.  Despite having human brains, the mice were still apparently unable to speak and remained mute.  Finally, after trying numerous times, frustrated researchers decided to ask – “what’s the matter – cat got your tongue? 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Margo-Georgiadis-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Margo-Georgiadis.... 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Mattel CEO to Step Down After 14 Months:  Toy giant Mattel Inc. announced that CEO Margo Georgiadis has informed the board she will be stepping down to pursue a new opportunity in the technology sector.  At first, the board didn’t take her resignation seriously, until she finally had to ask them, “what’s it gonna take for you guys to realize I’m not toying around here?”

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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