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Internet Buzzing Over Melania Trump Body Double Conspiracy

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Melania-Trump-Bod... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Melania-Trump-Bod... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Internet Buzzing Over Melania Trump Body Double Conspiracy:  Melania Trump has become the center of a wild body double conspiracy theory after people began saying the woman who appeared on the White House lawn alongside the President in a trench coat and sunglasses didn’t look quite the same as Melania.  If you ask me, the answer’s quite simple – Melania is a robot and the factory provided several copies for Trump’s use.  Of course, another other explanation for why people think she may look a bit different is that the sun may possibly be melting her plastic face.  Personally, I think whoever that is who is standing next to President Trump certainly looks every bit as pissed off as real Melania usually does.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Dinosaur-With-Art... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Dinosaur-With-Art... 835w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />First Dinosaur With Arthritis Found in Southern New Jersey:  Scientists say they’ve discovered remains of a dinosaur in southern New Jersey who lived 70 million years ago who also suffered from a very crippling form of arthritis of the elbow.  Good grief, dinosaurs with arthritic elbows in New Jersey?  Must be from yanking that lever down on the slots in Atlantic City.  Rumor has it those dinosaurs had terrible gambling habits.  One thing’s for sure, even if you’re not a dinosaur – arthritis will definitely make you feel like an old fossil.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elderly-Runner-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elderly-Runner-51... 512w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elderly-Runner.jpg 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Woman Sets World Record for 60 Meters at Age 95:  A 95-year-old woman has set a world record for her age group, running 60 meters in 29.86 seconds.  Good for her, but come on!  Once you hit 95, isn’t just about anything you do – be it bending over to breathing in and out most likely gonna set some kind of record?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Most Americans Fearful Robots Will Replace Them

Most Americans Fearful Robots Will Replace Them:  A new Pew Research Center study found that a full 72% of Americans are concerned about robots replacing human jobs.  An Administration official is urging the public not to worry, pointing out that President Trump will figure out a way to deport all the robots.  On a positive note – even if the robots do end up taking most of our jobs, at least we’ll soon have all those great jobs working in those coal mines which Trump promised to bring back.

 

Lee Harvey Oswald’s Ex Writes Book About Relationship:  Lee Harvey Oswald’s ex-girlfriend is about to begin a tour to promote her book about she and Oswald.  One can only hope she doesn’t try to tarnish his good name when he’s no longer here to defend himself.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Babe-Ruth-Watch-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Babe-Ruth-Watch.jpg 614w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Babe Ruth’s Pocket Watch Sells for $717,000:  Babe Ruth’s pentagonal 14-karat gold pocket watch from the 1923 World Series has sold at an auction in New York for $717,000.  One thing’s for sure, anyone who can pay $717,000 for a pocket watch has some really deep pockets to put that watch in.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

How to Tell if Your Eyes Were Damaged Looking at Solar Eclipse

How to Tell if Your Eyes Were Damaged Looking at Solar Eclipse:  Reuters has published an informative article to help people determine if their eyes were damaged by looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.  And while I’m no optometrist, I’d have to assume the answer is simply “if you’re able to read this article about eye damage, you’re eyes are fine.”

 

Mixing Grapefruit With Meds Can Be Dangerous:  It’s not too uncommon for a physician to warn against mixing medications with alcohol, but new research suggests that grapefruits pose a serious threat if consumed with certain drugs.  Doctors caution that if you must mix anything with grapefruit, stick to vodka.

 

Elon Musk Calls for Ban on Killer Robots:  Tesla chief executive Elon Musk has joined more than 100 robotics and artificial intelligence experts who have written an open letter, calling on the United Nations to ban lethal autonomous weapons, one of the deadliest forms of war machines.  Yea, well just let them try and take my killer robot away from me.  The way I see it, as long as I have plenty of AA batteries at my disposal, I am basically invincible!

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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