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Most Americans Fearful Robots Will Replace Them

Most Americans Fearful Robots Will Replace Them:  A new Pew Research Center study found that a full 72% of Americans are concerned about robots replacing human jobs.  An Administration official is urging the public not to worry, pointing out that President Trump will figure out a way to deport all the robots.  On a positive note – even if the robots do end up taking most of our jobs, at least we’ll soon have all those great jobs working in those coal mines which Trump promised to bring back.

 

Lee Harvey Oswald’s Ex Writes Book About Relationship:  Lee Harvey Oswald’s ex-girlfriend is about to begin a tour to promote her book about she and Oswald.  One can only hope she doesn’t try to tarnish his good name when he’s no longer here to defend himself.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Babe-Ruth-Watch-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Babe-Ruth-Watch.jpg 614w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Babe Ruth’s Pocket Watch Sells for $717,000:  Babe Ruth’s pentagonal 14-karat gold pocket watch from the 1923 World Series has sold at an auction in New York for $717,000.  One thing’s for sure, anyone who can pay $717,000 for a pocket watch has some really deep pockets to put that watch in.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

How to Tell if Your Eyes Were Damaged Looking at Solar Eclipse

How to Tell if Your Eyes Were Damaged Looking at Solar Eclipse:  Reuters has published an informative article to help people determine if their eyes were damaged by looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.  And while I’m no optometrist, I’d have to assume the answer is simply “if you’re able to read this article about eye damage, you’re eyes are fine.”

 

Mixing Grapefruit With Meds Can Be Dangerous:  It’s not too uncommon for a physician to warn against mixing medications with alcohol, but new research suggests that grapefruits pose a serious threat if consumed with certain drugs.  Doctors caution that if you must mix anything with grapefruit, stick to vodka.

 

Elon Musk Calls for Ban on Killer Robots:  Tesla chief executive Elon Musk has joined more than 100 robotics and artificial intelligence experts who have written an open letter, calling on the United Nations to ban lethal autonomous weapons, one of the deadliest forms of war machines.  Yea, well just let them try and take my killer robot away from me.  The way I see it, as long as I have plenty of AA batteries at my disposal, I am basically invincible!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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