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Trump Says He Has Total Confidence in Jeff Sessions

Trump Says He Has Total Confidence in Jeff Sessions:  Amid reports that Attorney General Jeff Sessions had talks with Russia’s ambassador to the U.S. without disclosing it during his confirmation hearing, President Donald Trump said he wants to make it perfectly clear that he has “total confidence” in the Attorney General.  To further reinforce the point, an Administration spokesperson added that “not only does our President have the upmost confidence in Sessions, so does Russian President Vladimir Putin.”

 

NASA Considers Magnetic Shield to Help Mars Grow an Atmosphere:  NASA Planetary Science Division Director Jim Green says the agency is considering launching a magnetic shield towards Mars which could help warm the red planet and possibly allow it to become more habitable.  NASA says they believe the least costly way to accomplish this would most likely be to launch tens of thousands of refrigerators with magnets already attached to the doors in a massive rocket which would then robotically unload and set them upright on the surface of the red planet.  An added benefit would be notes could be attached under the magnets on the refrigerator doors which could provide future colonizers with useful and fun facts about the red planet once the planet became habitable again.

 

Caterpillar Headquarters Raided by the Feds:  Caterpillar has confirmed that Federal agents arrived at their global headquarters and began seizing documents and electronic records concerning its relationships with U.S. and non-U.S. subsidiaries.  Federal agents report no one at Caterpillar would talk to them during the raid prompting agents to ask “what’s the matter, Cat’s got your tongue?”  Anyway, its kind of sad to see this happen to such an iconic company so Deere to all of our hearts.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Jeb Bush Urges Marching in the Streets Against Robots

Jeb Bush Urges Marching in the Streets Against Robots:  In a recent speech, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush said millennials should be marching in the streets, demanding our educational system prepare students to compete with robots who will inevitably be taking most of our jobs in the future.  In response, millennials were like “can’t we just get the robots to do the marching for us?”

 

Dwarf Planet May Have More Freshwater Than Earth:  In a startling discovery, scientists say there’s good evidence that the dwarf planet Ceres, the largest object in the asteroid belt, may contain more freshwater than Earth.  In response, the chairman of President Trump’s Science Advisory Committee – Henry C. Higgenbottom – demanded to know why “if dwarfs have their own planet with all that water on it, are they still drinking up all of our water?”

 

Paris Hilton Concerned Plastic Bottles Destroying Our Planet:  Hotel Heiress and reality TV star Paris Hilton revealed she is moving from partying to philanthropy, as she begins crusading against plastic bottles, which she says are destroying the planet.  Wait a minute – a totally plastic person coming out against plastic bottles?  What the hell kind of world are we living in?  What’s next, David Duke complaining about “White Privilege?”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Robot Bees May Assume Pollinating Role for Real Bees

Robot Bees May Assume Pollinating Role for Real Bees:  With bee populations declining in rapid numbers, scientists in Japan say they’ve managed to create a robot bee by turning an unassuming drone into a remote-controlled pollinator – attaching horsehairs coated with a special, sticky gel to its underbelly.  Researchers say perhaps the most challenging thing was trying to design a stinger that would hurt just as much as when you get stung by a real bee.

 

Oprah Rethinks Presidential Run After Trump Victory:  Talk-show host and national darling Oprah Winfrey says she’s reconsidering the possibility of a presidential run in the wake of President Trump’s election to the public office.  When asked for his response, President Trump said “fat chance she’ll ever get elected.”

 

Scientists Discover World’s Most Ancient Fossils in Quebec:  Scientists working in Quebec, Canada, have found what they believe to be the most ancient fossils on Earth, thinner than a human hair and possibly dating back 4.2 billion years.  Despite being found in and around Quebec, researchers say there’s as yet still no evidence they spoke French.

 

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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