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O’Reilly and Fox Paid Out $13 million in Harassment Claims

O’Reilly and Fox Paid Out $13 Million in Harassment Claims:  According to the New York Times, Fox News star Bill O’Reilly and the Fox News network paid out some $13 million to five women over the past 15 years to settle a series of harassment allegations against the opinionated host that included dirty phone calls, unwanted kisses and hotel room invites.  Wow, that’s almost enough to make your head spin – right out of the “No Spin Zone.”  Let’s hope his next book isn’t titled “Killing Witnesses.”  Hell, between Roger Ailes and now O’Reilly, Fox may as well just bring in Bill Cosby to round out the line up.

 

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson Doesn’t Allow Eye Contact:  The Washington Post is reporting that some career diplomats and underlings working under Secretary of State Rex Tillerson have been instructed not to speak to him directly or even make eye contact.  And while some have criticized him for that policy, people need to understand that if you just had one eye located in the center of your forehead, you probably wouldn’t want people looking at you either.

 

Company Develops Lab-Grown Chicken Meat:  Health and safety issues have plagued the conventional meat industry for ages, and now a Silicon Valley-based food tech company claims it has successfully developed the world’s first ever “clean” chicken and duck meat through what it calls “cellular agriculture.”  Good grief, what the cluck will they think of next?  Now, the big question is – will a cellular chicken sell?  And instead of dinner jackets, would we now come to dinner parties in lab coats?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Fox Offered Megyn Kelly a $100 Million Package

Fox Offered Megyn Kelly a $100 Million Package:  Its being reported that Megyn Kelly was offered a huge $100 million package to remain with Fox News, but chose to go with NBC anyway.  Get serious!  Are we really supposed to believe that Roger Ailes has a $100 million package?

 

Study Finds Sugar-Free Soft Drinks Do Not Aid Weight Loss:  A new study found that soft drinks made with artificial sweeteners, such as diet colas, do not help people lose weight and may be as big a part of the obesity problem as the full-sugar versions.  Too bad because a friend just gave me a full case of diet sodas for Christmas – which I thought was really sweet.

 

Radio Signals Traced to Galaxy 3 Billion Light-Years Away:  A mysterious radio signal that has confounded scientists for a number of years has finally been traced to a small galaxy more than 3 billion light-years away.  Astronomers say there’s not much use in trying to radio them back, given that the only person who’s likely to still be around in another 3 billion years will be Keith Richards.

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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