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Irish Town Complains Viagra Factory Fumes Giving Men Erections

Irish Town Complains Viagra Factory Fumes Giving Men Erections:  Despite repeated company denials, the residents of Ringaskiddy, Ireland are claiming that its citizens have been prone toward unwanted erections and arousal ever since Pfizer started manufacturing the ED drug Viagra in their community back in 1998.  Experts say that even if it were true, it would be really “hard” to prove because the erection rumors are being met with stiff opposition from the scientific community.  In response, local officials caution that if your erection lasts over four hours, consider moving to another town.

 

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Signs $200M Contract Extension:  NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has signed a five-year, $200 million contract extension to remain in his role through 2024.  And, to add to all the fun – Congress just gave him a brand new tax break on that $200 million.

 

Duck-Dinosaur Hybrid Baffles Scientists:  Scientists announced the discovery of a rather puzzling new carnivorous dinosaur that walked like an ostrich, could swim like a penguin with its flippers, had a bill like a duck, a neck like a swan, all topped-off with killer claws and teeth like a crocodile.  While jubilant scientists were expressing excitement over the scientific implications of the find, Trump supporters were thinking “and just in time for duck season!”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Roger Goodell Wants $50M and Private Jet Use for Life

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Roger-Goodell-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Roger-Goodell-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Roger-Goodell.jpg 1050w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Roger Goodell Wants $50M and Private Jet Use for Life:  NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is reportedly demanding a salary increase from $30 million to $50 million a year, lifetime use of a private jet and lifetime health insurance for him and his family in contract renegotiation talks.  Gee, you can’t afford health insurance on a $50 million a year salary?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Brett-Talley.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump’s Federal Judicial Nominee Has Never Tried a Case:  President Trump’s nominee for a lifetime appointment to a federal judgeship in Alabama has never tried a case in his life and has only been practicing law for three years.  Which makes perfect sense, once you consider he was basically appointed to the position by a “game show host.”  Once again, Trump continues to hire only the “best” people to fill these positions!

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Dime-Sized-frog-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Dime-Sized-frog-1... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Newly-Discovered Frog Smaller Than a Dime:  A Louisiana State University scientist claims to have discovered the smallest known vertebrate species on Earth – a tiny frog so small it is roughly the equivalent size of a dime.  That said, scientists say they may occasionally need to adjust the frog’s reported size in order to account for inflation.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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