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Jim Bakker Claims Removing Trump Violates God’s Will

Jim Bakker Claims Removing Trump Violates God’s Will:  Televangelist Jim Bakker says the people who want to see Donald Trump removed from office are trying to undermine the work God did for America in the last presidential election.  Well, if God is responsible for getting Trump elected, I’m pretty sure that must mean Vladimir Putin is God.  Who knew?  But even if he’s not, my question is – what kind of God is Bakker worshiping when the best he can come up with is Donald Trump?  God must be having a hard time finding good help these days.

 

Keith Richards to Write Children’s Book:  Many don’t realize that Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is not only a music legend, but he also has written a popular children’s book.  Really, wonder what its about?  Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a gram of heroin and pack of cigarettes?

 

Woman Deliveries Baby in a Barnes & Noble Lobby:  A woman has delivered a healthy baby boy inside the lobby of a Los Angeles-area Barnes & Noble bookstore. Guess she wasn’t aware that Amazon Prime has free, same-day delivery. One thing’s for certain, this kid’s life will be like an open book.  And you can just bet that one day his mom will be yelling at him to “Close the door!  What’s the matter with you, were you born in a Barnes?”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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