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Hundreds Sickened On Royal Caribbean Cruise

Royal CaribbeanHundreds Sickened On Royal Caribbean Cruise:  U.S. health officials will board a Royal Caribbean cruise ship docked in the U.S. Virgin Islands to investigate an illness outbreak that has stricken at least 300 people with gastrointestinal symptoms including vomiting and diarrhea.  My only advice would be do everything within your power to avoid walking underneath the “poop deck.”

 

Facial HairFacial Hair Trend Hurting Razor Market:  Procter & Gamble revealed that one of their biggest financial challenges this year is the current trend among hipsters to growing beards, causing earnings to drop 15.5 percent since this time last year.  A spokesman for Procter & Gamble said if the trend continues, they could be forced to cut staff – literally. 

 

Ipanama BeachBrazilian Protestors Stage Toilet Sit-In:  Brazilian protestors staged a toilet sit-in on famed Ipanama Beach to protest the city’s substandard sanitation, claiming much of the city’s sewage currently flows untreated into Rio’s waterways.  Hell, this sounds a lot more like a shit-in than a sit-in.

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