Scientists in New Guinea have discovered a new species of giant rat.
The creature, a ruthless predator, is believed to have migrated from Palm Beach and Manhattan's Upper East Side, and has been registered under
the nomenclature Bernius Madoffius.
Ruth Madoff, the wife of disgraced former broker Bernard Madoff, has given up rights to about $80m worth of assets and will be left with $2.5m. That's so tragic. It's good she saved 15% on her car insurance by switching to Geico.