by Warren Holstein

If only Lance Armstrong and Ryan Braun had shot heroin and OD'd instead. People would have just called them sick and felt sorry for them.

Jul 25th, 2013 via twitter

by Steve Hofstetter

I hear Ryan Braun's restaurants use artificial sweetener.

Jul 23rd, 2013 via twitter

by Steve Hofstetter

Two Jewish players in the home run derby. So they put them against each other and made them go first.

Man, Ryan Braun ruined everything.

Jul 9th, 2019 via twitter

by Erik Bransteen

#RyanBraun suspended for PEDs. Worst Jewish baseball player scandal since Yom Kippur '65, when Sandy Koufax tested positive for bacon.

Jul 23rd, 2013 via twitterStaff Pick

by Neil Berliner

THIS JUST IN: Ryan Braun Suspended for Rest of Season! This Could Cause Him to Do Drugs!!

Jul 22nd, 2013 via twitter

by Dan LaMorte

You couldn't get more snagged then Ryan Braun though, guy straight lied to the world in a public announcement

Jun 4th, 2013 via twitter

by Aaron Varble

Oooooo-Braun Strowman is now my new favorite ex member of the Wyatt Family that isn't Daniel Bryan..#Raw

Dec 20th, 2016 via twitter

by Janice Hough

Hunter Strickland against Ryan Braun after Braun has just hit a 475 ft home run. All #SFGiants fans can finally exhale now.

May 25th, 2015 via twitter

by Ron Dentinger

Tebow and Braun's new venture

Tim Tebow will take over for Aaron Rodgers when Tim Tebow and Ryan Braun open their new restaurant where patrons are required to pray before they eat and during the meal Ryan goes from table to table and personally apologizes.

 

Sep 7th, 2013

by Tom Hill

@AaronRodgers12--I meant to say I'd bet next year's celery. #Ryan Braun

Jul 25th, 2013

by Greg Myers

#joke Disgraced Milwaukee Brewer Ryan Braun,says he was tricked into taking PEDs..........He thought it was a PEZ Dispenser.

Jul 23rd, 2013 via twitter

by Greg Myers

#joke Milwaukee Brewer Ryan Braun,has been suspended for taking PEDs.On a fun note,he is the new Brawny Man,for crazy- strong paper towels.

Jul 23rd, 2013 via twitter