Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster fractured his big toe while hopping over the dugout railing during a post-game celebration. In a related story, none of the Washington Nationals have injured their toes in quite some time.
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Cubs to Win World Series
Chicago pitcher Ryan Dempster has predicted the Cubs will win the World Series. Major League Baseball is now testing him for drug use.