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Trump Administration Defends Spending $139,000 on Zinke’s Door

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Ryan-Zinke.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Administration Defends Spending $139,000 on Zinke’s Door:  The Trump administration is yet again defending a senior official’s spending after it emerged the Department of the Interior spent nearly $139,000 on upgrading Secretary Ryan Zinke’s office door.  Yea, well maybe its time we show him the door.  Meanwhile, angry taxpayer organizations complained that $139,000 is money that could have been used for something worthwhile – you know, like paying off a porn star.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Milwaukee-Teens-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Milwaukee-Teens.jpg 931w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Milwaukee Teens Testing Positive for HIV and Syphilis in Large Numbers:  At least 125 people in Milwaukee – including scores of high school kids – have been infected with HIV and syphilis, or both in one of the biggest outbreaks ever reported in the city.  Wow, sounds like Milwaukee kids are sure doing their best to keep up with the Kardashians.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Scales-768x510.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Scales.jpg 1023w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />NJ Judge Rules Waitresses Can Be Fired For Gaining Weight:  Casino waitresses are effectively “sex objects” and can be fired for putting on too much weight, according to a ruling by an Atlantic County Superior Court judge in New Jersey.  Critics argue that rulings like this are precisely why Chris Christie has never able to fulfill his dream of becoming a casino waitress.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Challenges Secretary Tillerson to IQ Test

Trump Challenges Secretary Tillerson to IQ Test:  After reports surfaced that he referred to President Trump as an “f-ing moron,” President Donald Trump challenged Secretary of State Rex Tillerson to an “IQ test” while talking to a reporter at the White House.  I don’t know about the President being a moron, but I do think the fact that he spelled IQ correctly ought to count for something.  Just ask yourself, how many people in Nambia can do that?

 

Interior Sec Zinke Worried About Removing Confederate Statues:  In a recent Breitbart interview, Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke warned that if the country begins to remove all the Confederate statues, pretty soon “Native Indians” will want the statues of anti-indigenous Union generals removed too.  I see his point.  As Interior Secretary, he’s probably concerned that if we remove all the statues, where’s that gonna leave the pigeons?

 

Ditka Claims He Knows of No Oppression in US for Last Hundred Years:  In response to NFL players kneeling during the national anthem, former Chicago Bears star and coach Mike Ditka claimed there has been no oppression he knows about in this country for the last hundred years.  Perhaps someone ought to mention to him that oppression doesn’t typically happen in neighborhoods dotted with five and ten million dollar homes.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Man Gets Bitten on Face Trying to Barbecue Rattlesnake

Man Gets Bitten on Face Trying to Barbecue Rattlesnake:  Upon seeing a rattlesnake slither into the birthday BBQ he was hosting in his yard, a 48-year-old Arizona man named Victor Pratt decided to impress his guests on how to catch and cook a rattlesnake, but lost his grip while playing with the snake and got bitten on his neck and face.  Gee, playing with the snake before trying to grill it?  Makes you wonder, didn’t his mother ever warn him you’re not supposed to play with your food?  All I can say is – keep this nonsense up and there won’t be anyone left to vote for President Trump next election.

 

Beijing Using Facial Recognition to Ration Sheets of Toilet Paper:  Beijing’s parks, desperate to combat a huge toilet paper theft problem, are installing facial recognition dispensers that rations the sheets.  Wow, that would certainly limit how many times someone could take a sheet in one of their restrooms.

 

Trump Interior Dept Calls for Developing National Monuments:  Trump Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke is creating quite the controversy after calling for changes to the management of 10 national monuments that would lift restrictions on activities such as logging and mining and shrink at least four of those sites substantially.  Yea well, what else do you expect from a President who’d think he was in the wilderness if he walked past the sporting goods section inside a Target store?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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