by Vinod Chhaproo

*Area 51*
Me: Hi
Female Alien: I have a boyfriend

Jul 22nd, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

by Ham on Wry

I turned down an invitation to visit Area 51 last week. I’m too soft hearted to see anymore aliens in cages.

Jul 18th, 2019Staff Pick

by Shan Mustafa

lmfao 99% of people don't even know what state area 51 is in, motherfuckers gonna be raiding Texas and fucking Idaho tryna rescue some aliens

Jul 12th, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

by Vinod Chhaproo

*Area 51*
Female Alien: Hi
Kevin: Show bobs

Jul 22nd, 2019 via twitter

by Maya

Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

*Starts plotting how to storm Area 51*

Perry the Platypus: Boss, we have a problem.

Jul 20th, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

by Jeff Dwoskin

Born to Run into Area 51
#Area51ASongOrMovie

Jul 21st, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

by Johan Miranda

Storming Area 51 is good practice for when we’ll eventually have to storm billionaires’ post-apocalyptic bunkers

Jul 18th, 2019 via twitter

by Ham on Wry

BREAKING: Donald Trump now has plans to build a wall around Area 51 to keep aliens from entering the US illegally.

Jul 12th, 2019Staff Pick

by Dan LaMorte

I’d go to area 51 just to see the type of weed aliens are fucking around with

Jul 12th, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

by Dan Regan

Me - We're going to storm Area 51.

Wife - Should I bring a sweater?

Jul 16th, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

by Josiah Johnson

there are human beings wasting away in ice detention centers at the border and area 51 is the government facility we jokin about storming ?

Jul 14th, 2019 via twitter

by Shan Mustafa

before the aliens escape area 51, if you have a crush on me let me know before they turn us into their pets ????????????????

Jul 15th, 2019 via twitter