by Tommy Campbell

Today is John McCain Day!

Donald Trump’s minders can put a tarp over John’s name on a warship, but they can’t cover an entire day.

Choke on that bone spur!

#JohnMcCainDay

Jun 14th, 2019 via twitter

by Vinod Chhaproo

*Area 51*
Me: Hi
Female Alien: I have a boyfriend

Jul 22nd, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

by Michael Blackman

Protesters are showing up at #Area51 and demanding to see Stephen Miller's girlfriend.

Sep 20th, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

by Vinod Chhaproo

*Area 51*
Female alien: Hi
Indian Mother: Son! come meet your wife to be

Sep 21st, 2019 via twitter

by Jeff Dwoskin

ICE recently raided Area 51 and found no illegal aliens
#FakeArea51Facts

Sep 22nd, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

by Shan Mustafa

lmfao 99% of people don't even know what state area 51 is in, motherfuckers gonna be raiding Texas and fucking Idaho tryna rescue some aliens

Jul 12th, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

by Maya

Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

*Starts plotting how to storm Area 51*

Perry the Platypus: Boss, we have a problem.

Jul 20th, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

by Vinod Chhaproo

*Area 51*
Female Alien: Hi
Kevin: Show bobs

Jul 22nd, 2019 via twitter

by Jeff Dwoskin

Born to Run into Area 51
#Area51ASongOrMovie

Jul 21st, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

by Ham on Wry

BREAKING: Donald Trump now has plans to build a wall around Area 51 to keep aliens from entering the US illegally.

Jul 12th, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

by Johan Miranda

Storming Area 51 is good practice for when we’ll eventually have to storm billionaires’ post-apocalyptic bunkers

Jul 18th, 2019 via twitter

by Dan LaMorte

I’d go to area 51 just to see the type of weed aliens are fucking around with

Jul 12th, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick