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Area 51

by Robyn Dwoskin

They keep getting calls from Area 51 #SignsYourFriendIsASpaceAlien

Aug 10th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

Robyn Dwoskin

Area 51

by Jeff Dwoskin

Area 51 is a secret condo development
#WhatTheyDontWantUsToKnow

Apr 30th, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

Jeff Dwoskin

Follow @bigmacher

Detroit

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Area 51

by Emanuel Zbeda

#Fake1990sFacts Kurt Cobain's death in 1991 was staged by Walt Disney, who cryogenically preserved the singer underneath Area 51

Mar 6th, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

Emanuel Zbeda

Frog you autocorrect!

New York, NY

Area 51

by Warren Holstein

Hillary Clinton vows she'll release information about Area 51 as president. We might finally learn what orange planet Donald Trump is from.

May 12th, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

Warren Holstein

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Area 51

by Erik Bransteen

Trump wins Nevada Caucus.
Apparently his promise to build a wall around Area 51 resonated with Nevada's large anti-alien populace.

Feb 24th, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

Erik Bransteen

Area 51

by Jeff Dwoskin

CIA released documents today, turns out Area 51 was just a laundromat. No cover up. Move on.

Aug 16th, 2013 via twitter

Jeff Dwoskin

Follow @bigmacher

Detroit

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Eva Longoria

by Steve Hofstetter

Eva Longoria will get everything in the divorce. Not because Tony Parker cheated, but he's French so he'll surrender.

Nov 19th, 2010 via twitter

Steve Hofstetter

Manu Ginobili

by Bob Phillips

My Roomba looks on menacingly as I traverse the kitchen. It jukes me & pulls a Manu Ginobili ankle breaker fake. I'm Will Smith in I Robot.

Mar 12th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

Bob Phillips

Telling jokes, saving the world. It's a big job.

Detroit

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking

by Bob Phillips

Stephen Hawking fears messages sent into space could "spur aggressive actions by alien races." Real statement. I need to cry and hide now.

Jul 20th, 2015 via twitter

Bob Phillips

Telling jokes, saving the world. It's a big job.

Detroit

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Tim Duncan

by Barry Laminack

Just watched a video of #TimDuncan's 10 best career highlights.

It was 9 lay-ups and a bank shot from 3ft.

Jul 12th, 2016 via twitter

Barry Laminack

It's great to be alive (unless I've died since I filled this out - in that case ignore this part)

Houston, TX

Area 51

by Tim has issues

#FoundInArea51 The remaining 8 seasons of #Firefly that were never released

Apr 1st, 2017 via twitter

Tim has issues

San Antonio Spurs

San Antonio Spurs

by Man-sized Thumbs

San Antonio Bone Spurs

#ElderlyNBA @midnight

Jun 5th, 2014 via twitter

Man-sized Thumbs

That's right ladies, check out the thumbs.

Detroit, Michigan

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