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Fungus Fatal to Bats Spreads Into Western US

Batshttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Bats-300x300.jpg 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Bats-768x768.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Bats-1024x1024.jpg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Fungus Fatal to Bats Spreads Into Western US: Federal biologists have confirmed that a fungus that is fatal to bats has spread from the Rocky Mountains to the West Coast. In related news, San Diego manager Andy Green says this is not likely to impact the Padres 2016 season, as most of our bats have been dead for years.


The VikingsNew Viking Site May be Found Using Satellites: Archaeologists are using satellite imagery to identify a site in Newfoundland that could be the first new Viking site discovered in North America in over 50 years. Hell, that’s nothing, I found a worn-out old Viking’s ball cap in the sand when I was visiting a friend at Lake Superior when I was a kid.


Dahmer HomeJeffrey Dahmer’s Home For Rent During the Republican Convention: The current owner of the Ohio childhood home of cannibalistic serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer says he’s making the house available for rent to attendees of the Republican National Convention this summer for $9,000 a month. I’ll bet the décor is “very tasteful.” On the other hand, a place like this should be popular with Republicans, considering their apparent inclination for eating their own.

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Padres Have Special Dog

The San Diego Padres are now offering fans a special hot dog wrapped in bacon, stuffed with onions, tomatoes, and pinto beans, and served on a potato bun smothered in mayonnaise and jalapeno sauce. It's the perfect snack for fans who love hot dogs but don't want to live to see the seventh inning.

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