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Alex Jones Claims Deep State Carried Out Las Vegas Massacre

Alex Jones Claims Deep State Carried Out Las Vegas Massacre:  Conspiracy-theorist and Donald Trump’s favorite radio personality Alex Jones, told his 5 million listeners that the recent Las Vegas mass shootings were caused by an unholy alliance of Muslims, Bolsheviks, OJ Simpson and “Deep-State Democrats.”  In response, critics say Alex Jones is nothing more than a manipulative con artist who preys on the ignorant and the mentally ill.  Unfortunately for the rest of us, we now have a President who appears to be both.

 

UK Study Says Fatty Foods May Increase Depression:  Researchers in London who studied the diets of British civil servants report that a diet heavy in processed and fatty foods increases the risk of depression.  On the other hand, they may just be depressed because they have to eat British food.

 

Three Americans Win Nobel Prize for Work on Circadian Systems:  Three Americans have been honored with the Nobel Prize in Medicine for their work on molecular mechanisms that control circadian systems.  Interesting achievement, especially when you consider close to half the country doesn’t even believe in science.  Hell, most Americans have to be wondering just what’s the point of giving out awards to people who probably can’t even dribble a basketball?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Kushner Using Private E-mail Account for White House Business

Kushner Using Private E-mail Account for White House Business:  According to a new report, Donald Trump’s son-in-law and senior advisor Jared Kushner has been using his private email account to conduct official White House business.  While that certainly exposes a huge hypocrisy on their part, I suppose one could argue what state secrets could Kushner possibly reveal that Donald Trump hasn’t already made public in some early morning volcanic tweet storm?  Personally, I’m not so concerned about his e-mails as I am with why is it that every time I see a picture of this guy – I immediately think “undertaker?”

 

Humans and Neanderthals More Similar Than Previously Thought:  A remarkably preserved 49,000-year-old skeleton of a Neanderthal child found in a limestone cave in Spain, indicates that Neanderthal kids developed in a very similar way that modern Homo sapiens do.  While I’m no anthropologist, I can see those similarities myself.  After all, Neanderthals frequently used stone tools – and modern humans smoke weed and frequently use tools when they are stoned.  The parallels are just plain eerie if you ask me.

 

Trump Turns Pro Sports Into Political Battleground:  During a recent rally in Alabama, President Trump turned professional sports into a political battleground by calling on teams to fire athletes who kneel during the national anthem – and then calling former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick an SOB.  I think the lesson to be learned here is that it’s probably a good idea to make sure you have at least 50 heavily armed Secret Service guys guarding you before you start referring to huge NFL players as SOB’s.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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