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Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours

Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours:  There is much speculation as to what went on in the meeting between President Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin, as the meeting which was originally allotted 30 minutes, went nearly two hours and a half.  Well that’s an understandable time frame.  Hell, you’ve got two wannabe dick-tators and remember, it takes at least 30 minutes for Viagra to kick in.  On the other hand, its rumored Trump may have sold Alaska back to the Russians.  However, on a positive note – Sarah Palin was reportedly part of the deal.

 

Christian Activist Claims Katy Perry Driving Fans to Suicide via Lesbianism:  Conservative Christian Activist and Pastor Kevin Swanson has had just about enough of people like Katy Perry singing about kissing girls and liking it, and is now claiming Perry is leading children to decadence, followed by despair and finally suicide through her songs which glorify lesbianism.  I get it – that maddening cycle of “Katy Perry to lesbian to despair to suicide” of which Jesus frequently referred to in the Gospels.  The only problem is, short of Katy Perry losing her record contract – it seems to me about the only thing Pastor Swanson and his congregation can do is continue to vigorously rub human feces all over themselves until finally there are no more lesbians.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Mars-300x300.jpg 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Mars-768x769.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Mars-1022x1024.jpg 1022w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Mars.jpg 1240w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Mars Surface Bathed in Toxic Chemicals:  New data indicates there’s very little chance the Red planet can harbor life with the finding that the surface of the red planet contains a “toxic cocktail” of chemicals that can wipe out living organisms.  Scientists say about the only thing we have similar here on Earth would be areas like Cleveland and Pittsburgh, but obviously there’s a lot more to do on Mars.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Everyone’s Talking About McCain’s Bizarre Comey Questioning

Everyone’s Talking About McCain’s Bizarre Comey Questioning:  Many are expressing concern for John McCain, after the 80-year-old senator asked a series of seemingly incoherent, rambling questions of former FBI director James Comey which no one seemed to understand, at one time even referring to Mr Comey as President Comey.

 

The questions were so bizarre, I began to wonder if Sarah Palin had written them, although I’m told that some of those questions actually do make sense – if you read them backwards.  On a positive note, at least McCain didn’t ask Comey if he knew how to reset his VCR and operate the TV remote.

 

And in McCain’s defense, it can be a little difficult to concentrate when you know you’re gonna be running late for that early bird special.  I’m told Thursdays they feature stewed prunes.  Anyway, all’s well that end well – Sen McCain left the hearings and drove himself safely home – albeit with his turn signal flashing the entire way, but safely home just the same.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Sarah Palin’s Son Track Arrested for Domestic Violence

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Track-Palin.jpg 718w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Sarah Palin’s Son Track Arrested for Domestic Violence:  Track Palin, the oldest son of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, has been arraigned on charges of domestic violence, felony burglary, misdemeanor reckless assault and misdemeanor criminal mischief for causing up to $500 in property damage.  Gee, I was just gonna remark “say it isn’t so,” but of course – that would be someone like Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ job.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Gene-Sequencing-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Gene-Sequencing-1... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Gene-Sequencing.jpg 1240w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scientists Now Have Tools to Bring Back Once Extinct Animals:  Because of new advances in gene sequencing technology, scientists are now able to bring back once-extinct species of animals such as the Tasmanian tiger and the woolly mammoth, but some wonder if its really such a good idea.  Now I don’t know about the Tasmanian tiger, but I am concerned about the consequences of bringing back the woolly mammoth.  After all, there’s quite a lot of people who are allergic to wool.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Jerry-Richardson.jpg 534w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Jerry Richardson to Sell Carolina Panthers Amid Investigation:  Jerry Richardson announced he will sell his Charlotte-based NFL franchise at the end of the 2017 season amid reports that the 81-year-old NFL owner paid-out financial settlements to multiple former team employees over inappropriate behavior and comments.  Wow, an 81-year-old NFL owner who’s had a heart transplant sexually harassing his employees?  Now that’s some serious “fantasy football.”

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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