Here is a clip featuring one of my favorite jokes THE GRANDPA SWEATER joke. This isn't even a joke. This is a true story of me sending a dumb message to a girl on Tinder who thought she was being cute by writing something in her bio that's just stupid. Tinder is a hook-up app for desperate ppl like me who shart themselves whenever they talk to the opposite sex in person. This is not where you are going to find your Prince Charming or Scarlett Johansson that agrees with everything you think. So stop taking it so seriously. Take a minute a day to use up your daily swipes and then put on pants and go outside and find someone at a bar. Please share and show your friends, and also your tinder matches. Thanks!