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Paleogenetics Says Humans Have DNA From the Denisovans

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Denisovans-768x45... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Denisovans.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Paleogenetics Says Humans Have DNA From the Denisovans:  National Geographic just published an article about how modern humans also have DNA from two other close relatives that lived in close proximity and with whom we interbred – the Neanderthals, and the rather mysterious Denisovans.  Not being an anthropologist, I can’t speak about the Neanderthals, but there were a family of Denisovans that lived two doors down from me where I grew up in Canton, Ohio.  Nice people, they sold stone tools at the swap meet on weekends – my only complaint was they would only accept cash for the tools, so you couldn’t use a credit card.  That said, regardless of what all these paleogeneticists are saying, I didn’t have sex with any them.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/High-IQ-150x150.jpeg 150w" sizes="(max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px" />People With High IQs More Likely to Suffer from Mental Disorders:  A new study suggests that highly intelligent people have a significantly higher risk of suffering from a variety of mental disorders.  Perhaps, but I think our President pretty much proves that a high IQ is not necessarily required for suffering from a mental disorder.

 

 

Link Between Violent Video Games and Aggression:  Researchers at the Indiana University are using functional magnetic resonance imaging of the brain to establish a link between violent video games and aggressive behavior.  Sadly, the aggression hypothesis was pretty much confirmed after study participants beat-up all the researchers.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Sports Mag Calls Trump’s 73 Golf Score Patently Unbelievable

Sports Mag Calls Trump’s 73 Golf Score Patently Unbelievable:  Golfing experts are expressing serious disbelief at the claim that the President shot a 73 during a recent round of golf with Lindsey Graham at one of the President’s golf courses.  Yea, his score may be unbelievable, but then again, isn’t everything he says and does pretty much unbelievable?  To put it in golfing terms, Trump lying about himself is “par for the course.”  That said, he ought to be good at golf – hell, he spends more time golfing than most of the pros.

 

Yellowstone’s Supervolcano May Blow Sooner Than Thought:  Arizona State University researchers, analyzing minerals in fossilized ash from the most recent mega-eruption of Yellowstone National Park’s supervolcano, have determined it may blow again much sooner than previously thought – wiping all life off the face of the Earth in just a few decades.  Even so, I’d be willing to bet it’ll only take a few years before you’ll start to see Starbucks cafes slowly springing up and dotting the landscape again.

 

Geologists Debate Grand Canyon’s Age:  A bitter controversy is raging among geologists over the age of the Grand Canyon after a report published in the journal Science claims the canyon is actually 70 million years old, not the commonly held belief that it’s 6 million years old.  Oh for heaven’s sake, what difference does it make as long as it isn’t applying for a driver’s license?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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