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Anti-Sharia Demonstrators Hold Rallies Across the US

Anti-Sharia Demonstrators Hold Rallies Across the US:  A lobbyist group with close ties to the Trump administration called ACT for America, organized nationwide marches this weekend to oppose Islamic law, which the group claims is a major threat to American society.  Sadly for the ACT crowd, they were generally outnumbered 10 to 1 by counter-demonstrators.

 

Wow, I had no idea Sharia had such a stronghold here.  Wonder if this means if I take someone to court, I now can choose between a State, Federal or Sharia Court?  Its always nice to have choices.  Funny, I even have a friend in Law School and he never mentioned it.

 

That said, I’ve been racking my brain trying to think of one state, county, city, town, village, municipality or even homeowner’s association here in the US that has enacted Sharia law and can’t seem to come up with anything.  Guess that’s what happens when you let your subscription to Breitbart run out.

 

But getting back to the protests, I’m certainly no expert on how to organize demonstrations, but it just seems to me if you’re gonna protest against something, isn’t it always a better idea to choose something that actually exists?  I mean, let’s be honest here.  Your demonstration isn’t having that much of an impact if your protest is actually smaller than the coffee line at the local Starbucks just across the street.

 

That said, the demonstrators say they want the public to be aware that Sharia law is opposed to both women’s rights and the LGBT community – which might be a credible argument if it weren’t coming from a crowd demanding all funds to Planned Parenthood be cut off and telling gays that their souls are going to burn forever in hell.  Gee, if one didn’t know better, one might conclude that many of these ACT for America people aren’t really against religious law taking hold here in the US, just as long as its their particular religion.  Just a thought.

 

On a positive note, if Sharia law ever does come here to the US, at least I’m a member of Amazon Prime – so I’m pretty sure I can get my copy of the Quran quickly with Amazon Prime’s free, one-day delivery.  Life is good!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Lack Of Sleep May Cause Your Brain To Eat Itself

Lack Of Sleep May Cause Your Brain To Eat Itself:  Scientists say not getting enough sleep can cause the brain to “eat up” its connections, while also increasing risk of Alzheimer’s disease and other neurological disorders.  Great, like I needed something else to worry about at 3 AM.  On the other hand, this may finally explain what’s up with Trump when he’s blasting out all those angry, incoherent tweets in the middle of the night.

 

Ohio Had More Than 4,000 Overdose Deaths in 2016:  A newspaper survey of Ohio county coroners found the Buckeye State had 4,149 unintentional fatal drug overdoses in 2016 – making it one of the hardest hit by a heroin and opioid epidemic.  While not condoning the opioid use, a follow-up study by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) found that Ohio and Florida are perhaps the only two places in the country where its completely justifiable for people to make the decision to just stay drunk.

 

New Diabetes Test Eliminates Painful Pricks:  Scientists at the University of Michigan say they have developed a new diabetes test that can utilize tears to measure glucose levels and therefore eliminate the need for those painful pricks to the skin.  Perhaps, but I suspect it’ll take a lot more than some newfangled diabetes test to eliminate all the “painful pricks” I have to deal with in my life.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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