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Roy Moore Says Maybe Putin Right to Condemn Gay Marriage

Roy Moore Says Maybe Putin Right to Condemn Gay Marriage:  In a recent interview with the Guardian, controversial Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore told a reporter that he thinks “maybe Putin is right” to condemn same-sex marriage.  I hate to say it, but Judge Moore does have a point.  I mean, how’s a public servant supposed to have time to chase underage girls around the malls if all his time is taken up marrying a bunch of gays?

 

Scientists Recreate Tyrannosaurus Rex Sound:  While the fearsome roar of a Tyrannosaurus Rex on screen is plenty scary enough, naturalist Chris Packham and Vertebrate Paleontology professor Julia Clarke are using high tech devices to recreate the T-Rex’s sound – and they say it’s much more frightening than the way it’s been portrayed in the movies.  Now let me see, I hear a loud, vulgar, disgusting beast with tiny little hands – whatever could it be?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Shazam-300x300.png 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Shazam.png 512w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Apple Is Reportedly Looking To Buy Shazam For A Cool $400 Million:  Apple is reportedly in the final stages of acquiring the music recognition app Shazam for the sum of $400 million.  I guess that must mean that while Apple has all these songs to sell over at their iTunes Store, they have no idea what they are and they’re hoping Shazam will be able to tell them.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Russia Banned from Winter Olympics Over Doping Scandal

Russia Banned from Winter Olympics Over Doping Scandal:  The International Olympic Committee (IOC) announced that it has suspended Russia’s Olympic team from competing in the 2018 Winter Olympics over the country’s doping scandal.  Yea, and while we’re on the topic of “Russian doping scandals,” let’s not forget about that dope the Russians put in the White House.

 

Pence Ratted Out His Fraternity Brothers For Having A Keg:  When he was a sophomore at the small Presbyterian school Hanover College, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly snitched on his Phi Gamma Delta fraternity brothers for having a keg at a party on his college’s dry campus and got his entire house in trouble.  In Pence’s defense, he was just trying to prevent his precious Hanover College from turning into Hangover College.

 

Winklevoss Twins are Now Bitcoin Billionaires:  Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, the identical twins famous for their legal battle with Mark Zuckerberg over the ownership of Facebook, have become the world’s first bitcoin billionaires following a surge in value of the currency over the past year.  The way I look at it – I may not have a billion dollars, but at least no one is calling me “Winklevoss.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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