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Beavers Reintroduced to Britain After 400 Years

beaverhttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Beaver.jpg 220w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" /> Beavers Reintroduced to Britain After 400 Years:  After being hunted to death during a beaver fur craze, a five-year reintroduction program has once again reestablished a healthy population of beavers in Scotland’s lochs and rivers.  All I can say is, it’s about dam time.

 

iq-highWomen’s Scoring Higher in IQ Tests Than Men:  A new study found that women are scoring higher than men on IQ tests for the first time in over 100 years.  Women are definitely getting more advanced degrees.  Hell, I have a woman friend who recently got her Thighmaster.

 

steven-seagalVladimir Putin Issues Steven Seagal Russian Passport:  Russian President Vladimir Putin has just presented actor Steven Seagal with a Russian passport, meaning the American action star will now share dual citizenship with the US and Russia.  OK, but it really seems like we’re not sending Russia our best people.  Gee, after looking at Steven Seagal and Gerard Depardieu – who also became a Russian citizen – I can only conclude that Russian citizenship must be extremely fattening.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Roger Ailes Resigns as Chairman and CEO of Fox News

Fox's AilesRoger Ailes Resigns as Chairman and CEO of Fox News:  Fox News Chairman and CEO Roger Ailes, drowning in a deluge of sexual harassment allegations, has resigned from the mighty $2 billion cable operation he helped create – effective immediately.  Now I realize companies are always trying to trim the fat, but it looks like Fox went right to the top with this move.  Guess you can’t really blame Fox for trying to cure what Ailes them.  And while I was never a fan of Roger Ailes, when I heard he’d been fired, I couldn’t help but wonder, “why does it always seem to happen to the pretty ones?”

 

ComputerScottish Computer Can Writes Jokes:  A team of scientists in Scotland say they’ve developed a computer that can actually write jokes.  Developers claim that the machine has already come up with 6 gigglebytes of material.

 

Nice DriverNice Truck Attacker Plotted Attack for Months:  New revelations indicate that the Nice truck driver who killed at least 84 people and injured hundreds more on Bastille Day, had been plotting the attack for months.  An angry Donald Trump lashed out at the liberal media’s characterization, pointing out that “there was nothing ‘nice’ about that truck driver – he was an incredibly bad man.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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