by Alex Kaseberg

Khloe put Lamar Odom in a cocaine-induced coma, Kourtney made Scott Disick an alcoholic, Kris turned Bruce Jenner into a woman.

"Hold my beer," said Kim about Kanye.

May 2nd, 2018 via twitter

by Alex Kaseberg

"The Kardashian women turned Lamar Oden into a coke addict, Scott Disick into an alcoholic and drove Kanye West crazy.

Thank goodness Bruce Jenner is OK," said 2017.

Jan 21st, 2020 via twitter

by Lee Mays

Scott Disick had alcohol poisoning. He had to kill brain cells either through alcohol or a Kardashian. He picked the less annoying choice.

Jul 18th, 2014 via twitter

by Phil Duckett

I made out with a legal age woman last night that said “OMG..I was 1, when that happened.”???? #ImScottDisick

Sep 11th, 2021 via twitter

by @Meatblankett

Scott Disick turns 36 today.

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May 26th, 2019 via twitter

by Davin Duhamel

Kushner became the Scott Disick of the Trumps today. #FireKushner

Apr 8th, 2017 via twitter

by Lee Mays

Scott Disick is coming out with a rap album, he's giving-a-black-man-a-blowjob away from being related to the Kardashians.

Sep 19th, 2013 via twitter

by Lee Mays

Scott Disick says he wipes his ass with $100 bills. He then gives them to Lamar Odom in which he uses to snort Scott's crack.

Sep 16th, 2013 via twitter