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Trump Still Claiming His Fake Renoir is Real

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Two-Sisters-150x1... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Two-Sisters.jpg 355w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Still Claiming His Fake Renoir is Real:  Even though its been well documented that the real Renoir “Two Sisters (On The Terrace)” painting has been hanging in the Art Institute of Chicago since 1933, President Trump continues to insist that the one hanging in his New York apartment is real.  Yea, and I’m guessing he believes his Van Gogh self-portrait is real too – even though the ear was actually bitten off by Mike Tyson.  What tickles me is that he also seems to believe he’s a real president.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Flying-Insects-15... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Flying-Insects.png 348w" sizes="(max-width: 298px) 100vw, 298px" />Scientists Warn of Ecological Armageddon As Insect Numbers Drop:  Scientists say three-quarters of all flying insects in nature reserves across Germany have vanished in the last 25 years, which has serious implications for all life on Earth.  Really?  All I can say is, I sure haven’t seen that drop in my apartment.  Meanwhile, Trump EPA chief Scott Pruitt claims the issue is that flying insects are having difficulty getting permission from air traffic controllers to take off and suggests the bugs might wanna consider using another form of transportation.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Drinking-Alcohol-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Drinking-Alcohol-... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Drinking Alcohol Makes Learning New Language Easier:  A new study found that drinking a little drinking can help people struggling to learn a second language.  Hell, if that’s the case, then I’m guessing Charlie Sheen must be fluent in at least 10 languages by now.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Appointee Removes Half the Scientists on Key EPA Board

Trump Appointee Removes Half the Scientists on Key EPA Board:  CNN has learned that Trump Environmental Protection Agency chief Scott Pruitt has dismissed half the scientists who serve on a science review board that plays a crucial role in all the work the EPA does.  In their place, Pruitt has decided to appoint a panel of televangelists in line with the Administration’s belief that the most pressing issue we’ll be facing environmentally over the next period will not be unproven liberal hoaxes like global warming, but plagues of locusts – and who could be more qualified than a bunch of TV pastors to call the shots on a locust plague?

 

Mexico Announces Largest Meth Seizure Ever:  Mexican authorities announced their largest methamphetamine seizure ever – 15 tons, found in pure powder form – at a ranch outside Guadalajara.  Mexican officials warn that if that much meth ever got into society, it could spell the end of the siesta as we know it.

 

Rome May Pave Historic Cobblestone So Women Can Wear Heels:  Rome Mayor Gianni Alemanno announced a plan to repave many of Rome’s iconic cobblestone streets in order to make it easier for women wearing high heels.  In related news, polls say Alemanno is expected to be a “shoe-in” for reelection this year.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump EPA Chief Has Unusual Waiver to Fly in First Class

Trump EPA Chief Has Unusual Waiver to Fly in First Class:  The Environmental Protection Agency is refusing to release the written waiver that allows Administrator Scott Pruitt to fly regularly in first or business class for security reasons – a practice that sets him apart both from his predecessors and other current Cabinet members.  I get it – I mean, if you’re the head of an agency promoting a clean environment, the last thing you wanna do is be associated with all that disgusting filth sitting back in coach.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gates-Foundation-... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gates-Foundation-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gates-Foundation-... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gates-Foundation.jpg 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Bill Gates Announces Foundation to Focus on Conquering Polio:  Bill Gates announced that one of the top priorities of his foundation will be to finally completely wipe out polio.  If successful conquering polio, Gate’s will then focus on ridding humanity of what he considers to be an even bigger plight – the Mac Operating System.

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Pitch-Fork.jpg 634w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Man Holds Up Waffle House With Pitchfork:  Police have arrested a man who used a pitchfork to rob a Waffle House restaurant just northeast of Atlanta.  So I’m asking myself “why on earth would anyone commit a robbery with a pitchfork?”  And then it hit me – the devil made him do it.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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