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Alabama Mall Banned Roy Moore in the ’80s for Pursuing Teens

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Roy-Moore.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Alabama Mall Banned Roy Moore in the ’80s for Pursuing Teens:  Former mall employees and local police have told the New Yorker that Alabama Republican Senate nominee Roy Moore was banned from a mall in the early 1980s for repeatedly attempting to pick up teenage girls.  In response, talk show host and Moore defender Sean Hannity told his listeners that while Moore may have been trying to pick up underage girls, at least he wasn’t trying to arrange uranium deals with them like Hillary.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Face-Recognition-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Face-Recognition-... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scientists Say Sheep Can Recognize Human Faces:  University of Cambridge scientists say sheep can be trained to recognize the faces of different people presented to them in pictures.  Lawyers for red states politicians say they’re advising clients not to be overly concerned, in that its very doubtful that the testimony of a sheep would hold up in a court of law.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Obese-Mice-768x57... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Obese-Mice.jpg 893w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds Resveratrol Extends Life of Obese Mice:  Researchers found they can extend the life of obese mice by 44% using a drug that mimics resveratrol, the ingredient of red wine believed to activate protective proteins.  Which kind of makes you wonder, just how many obese mice have to die before these fat rodents get the resveratrol they so desperately need?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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Slug Mucus Glue That Stops Internal Bleeding Created

Slug Mucus Glue That Stops Internal Bleeding Created:  Scientists say a sticky slug mucus has been used to create a glue that can stop internal bleeding by binding biological tissues together – even if they are wet.  So let me get this straight, you’re bleeding internally because you’ve taken a slug from a 45 caliber revolver, and then you’re saved because you’ve taken another slug and used its mucus to stop the bleeding?  Now if you’ll excuse me, I believe its about time for a slug of Jack Daniels.

 

Hannity Denies Spending $42,000 on Lobster at Trump Restaurant:  Conservative Trump booster Sean Hannity is denying a report leaked by a waiter that he blew $42,000 at a Trump restaurant on a 70-year-old lobster which they had flown in from Maine for his dinner.  Anyway, now that that issue has been resolved, time to get back to ranting about all the out-of-touch, Prius-driving, latte-sipping, liberal elites ruining this country.

 

Trump’s New Communications Director Claims Earth is 5,500 Years Old:  In a 2016 CNN interview, President Trump’s controversial new While House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci said he believes climate science is unverified and the Earth is only 5,500 years-old.  I think he may be confusing that date with the era the administration would like to take us back to.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Ohio Judge Who Boasted About Sex Conquests Apologizes

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Judge-ONeill2-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Judge-ONeill2.jpg 828w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Ohio Judge Who Boasted About Sex Conquests Apologizes:  Ohio gubernatorial candidate and sitting state Supreme Court Justice Bill O’Neill has issued an apology for boasting about having bedded 50 very attractive females, saying he was deeply sorry if he offended any of the “wonderful women” in his life.  He then went on to single out numbers 7, 19, 26 and 31 for special praise – about whose performance he described as “nothing short of “spectacular.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Earths-Rotation-S... 389w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scientists Warn of Strong Earthquakes As Earth’s Rotation Slows:  A team of scientists are predicting that powerful earthquakes will double in 2018 as Earth’s rotation slows down.  Gee, first we have global warming and now it’s global slowing?  Wonder if the shaking will be measured on the Mueller or the Richter scale?  Anyway, about the only thing we can ever know for sure is – Sean Hannity will inevitably blame Hillary for this.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Coffee-Buzz.jpg 374w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Claims Coffee Buzz Just in Our Heads:  New research from the University of London has found that the “buzz” people get from coffee and other caffeinated beverages may very well “just be in our heads.”  Yea, and that sting we feel after paying nearly six dollars for coffee at Starbucks – may very well be “just in our wallets.”

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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