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Kushner Using Private E-mail Account for White House Business

Kushner Using Private E-mail Account for White House Business:  According to a new report, Donald Trump’s son-in-law and senior advisor Jared Kushner has been using his private email account to conduct official White House business.  While that certainly exposes a huge hypocrisy on their part, I suppose one could argue what state secrets could Kushner possibly reveal that Donald Trump hasn’t already made public in some early morning volcanic tweet storm?  Personally, I’m not so concerned about his e-mails as I am with why is it that every time I see a picture of this guy – I immediately think “undertaker?”

 

Humans and Neanderthals More Similar Than Previously Thought:  A remarkably preserved 49,000-year-old skeleton of a Neanderthal child found in a limestone cave in Spain, indicates that Neanderthal kids developed in a very similar way that modern Homo sapiens do.  While I’m no anthropologist, I can see those similarities myself.  After all, Neanderthals frequently used stone tools – and modern humans smoke weed and frequently use tools when they are stoned.  The parallels are just plain eerie if you ask me.

 

Trump Turns Pro Sports Into Political Battleground:  During a recent rally in Alabama, President Trump turned professional sports into a political battleground by calling on teams to fire athletes who kneel during the national anthem – and then calling former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick an SOB.  I think the lesson to be learned here is that it’s probably a good idea to make sure you have at least 50 heavily armed Secret Service guys guarding you before you start referring to huge NFL players as SOB’s.

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