Study Finds Long Yawns Mean Bigger Brains: A new study published in Biology Letters found that the longer it takes for a mammal to yawn, the bigger brain it has. Gee, if that’s the case, then I’m guessing the hippopotamus is easily the smartest species on the planet. As for me, I find it hard not to yawn when you read about yawning. I must be a genius.
US Baptisms Decline to Lowest Point in Sixty Years: According to a new report, baptisms in the Southern Baptist Convention, the nation’s largest Protestant denomination, have dipped to their lowest point in 60 years. When asked to comment, a Baptist spokesperson attributed the baptismal decline to a water shortage and several years of record drought.
Trump in Hot Water Over Hot Microphone Tape: Donald Trump is finding himself in hot water again as a tape from a hot microphone in 2005 has surfaced, showing him bragging about using his wealth, celebrity and fame to grope women. In related news, the Secret Service has just put Mike Pence on suicide watch and Reince Priebus was observed sending job applications to Uber and Lyft.
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