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Elderly California Man Speeds Through Car Wash at 40 MPH

Car WashElderly California Man Speeds Through Car Wash at 40 MPH:  A 94-year-old California man got what may be the fastest car wash of all time, when his foot got stuck on the accelerator as he sped through the car wash at over 40-miles-per-hour.  In his defense – at 94 – you don’t really have all that much time left to devote to getting menial chores like this done.

 

Oceans RisingStudy Finds Oceans Rising Far Faster Than In the Past:  New research found that the world’s oceans are now rising far faster than they did in the past, with the current sea level rise rate being 2.5 times faster than it was from 1900 to 1990.  Now I’m no scientist, but isn’t it about time we start thinking about keeping Chris Christie, Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh out of the ocean?

 

Asteroid ThreatEuropean Nations Discuss Asteroid Threat Response:  European officials recently spent two days trying to figure what can be done should an asteroid threaten earth, with the aim of drawing up effective procedures before the danger actually materializes.  So far, the consensus of opinion of the eight-nation summit is to pass strong anti-asteroid legislation and the erection of a huge net, resembling a giant tennis racket that would circle the globe and repel any object that threatens Earth faster than Serena Williams at the Wimbledon finals.   

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Following your dreams is a nightmare

250px-Freddy_KruegerI was watching an interview with Serena Williams. A documentary is coming out about The Williams sisters, the tennis pros. She said she never feels fully accomplished. She always feels like she has so much more to do. It sounds insane to think that she feels that way. Bob Dylan said “an artist is always in the state of becoming”. Like him or not, you have to admit Dylan has accomplished quite a bit, yet still feels like he hasn’t arrived. It made me realize why I sometimes feel unfulfilled.

I have a dream, just like anyone. It’s nice to have a dream of something bigger than yourself. I am not sure how to live without some goal in mind. The curse of having a dream is watching it start to come true. Whenever you have a little piece of your end goal come into fruition, it’s nearly impossible to resist the urge to go “all in.” Get an RV and just travel around broke and free.

I am not sure if I want to go for it, for fear that it may become that four letter word, “work.” My dream is making the rest of my life a nightmare. I can’t go a day without thinking about a future performance date or dates, or some new project. I get depressed if I don’t have enough dates booked. I have a fear that it may all come to an end.

People are supportive and tell me nice things like “wow you are doing great” or “you are on your way”. I don’t feel that way. I feel like I am going in circles. Two steps forward three steps back. I know I have to get off Long Island. I have exhausted my audience. As I get older it’s hard to think about travelling. I get anxious driving. I have night blindness and pee 75 times a day.

I can’t quit. Every time I think about quitting, something good happens. I like to
think it’s somebody up there keeping me going. Some divine intervention maybe.

It could be Freddy Krueger.

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Stevie GB

Stevie GB

The World's Funniest Accountant
Holbrook, Long Island New York

Following your dreams is a nightmare

250px-Freddy_KruegerI was watching an interview with Serena Williams. A documentary is coming out about The Williams sisters, the tennis pros. She said she never feels fully accomplished. She always feels like she has so much more to do. It sounds insane to think that she feels that way. Bob Dylan said “an artist is always in the state of becoming”. Like him or not, you have to admit Dylan has accomplished quite a bit, yet still feels like he hasn’t arrived. It made me realize why I sometimes feel unfulfilled.

I have a dream, just like anyone. It’s nice to have a dream of something bigger than yourself. I am not sure how to live without some goal in mind. The curse of having a dream is watching it start to come true. Whenever you have a little piece of your end goal come into fruition, it’s nearly impossible to resist the urge to go “all in.” Get an RV and just travel around broke and free.

I am not sure if I want to go for it, for fear that it may become that four letter word, “work.” My dream is making the rest of my life a nightmare. I can’t go a day without thinking about a future performance date or dates, or some new project. I get depressed if I don’t have enough dates booked. I have a fear that it may all come to an end.

People are supportive and tell me nice things like “wow you are doing great” or “you are on your way”. I don’t feel that way. I feel like I am going in circles. Two steps forward three steps back. I know I have to get off Long Island. I have exhausted my audience. As I get older it’s hard to think about travelling. I get anxious driving. I have night blindness and pee 75 times a day.

I can’t quit. Every time I think about quitting, something good happens. I like to
think it’s somebody up there keeping me going. Some divine intervention maybe.

It could be Freddy Krueger.

Read More
Stevie GB

Stevie GB

The World's Funniest Accountant
Holbrook, Long Island New York

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