Elderly California Man Speeds Through Car Wash at 40 MPH: A 94-year-old California man got what may be the fastest car wash of all time, when his foot got stuck on the accelerator as he sped through the car wash at over 40-miles-per-hour. In his defense – at 94 – you don’t really have all that much time left to devote to getting menial chores like this done.
Study Finds Oceans Rising Far Faster Than In the Past: New research found that the world’s oceans are now rising far faster than they did in the past, with the current sea level rise rate being 2.5 times faster than it was from 1900 to 1990. Now I’m no scientist, but isn’t it about time we start thinking about keeping Chris Christie, Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh out of the ocean?
European Nations Discuss Asteroid Threat Response: European officials recently spent two days trying to figure what can be done should an asteroid threaten earth, with the aim of drawing up effective procedures before the danger actually materializes. So far, the consensus of opinion of the eight-nation summit is to pass strong anti-asteroid legislation and the erection of a huge net, resembling a giant tennis racket that would circle the globe and repel any object that threatens Earth faster than Serena Williams at the Wimbledon finals.
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