by @Meatblankett
A restraining order has been issued against a man authorities say tried to break onto the set of ABC's "Dancing With the Stars" to meet gymnast Shawn Johnson. Just as a precaution Shawn Johnson hid for several hours in one of Lawrence Taylor's dancing shoes.
Shawn Johnson - 8 Jokes
by Gary Bachman
Dancing Diversity
The contestants on the new season of "Dancing with the Stars" come from all walks of life. For example, Lawrence Taylor represents the NFL, Steve Wozniak represents computer technology, and Shawn Johnson represents the Lollipop Guild.
by Gary Bachman
Shawn Johnson to compete on Dancing with the Stars
Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson will appear on the next "Dancing With the Stars." Johnson said being selected for the show made her feel three feet tall.
by ChicagoVince
by Gary Bachman
Ryan Seacrest stalker sentenced to 2 years in prison
This case closely resembled the recent stalker incident involving Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson. In both instances, the stalker was an emotionally disturbed male and the victim a frightened little girl.
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by Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Shawn Johnson Dances With Stars
Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson will appear on "Dancing With the Stars." Meanwhile, Chinese gymnasts will appear on "Dora the Explorer."
by Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Johnson Wins Gold!
Shawn Johnson won gold on the balance beam. Afterwards, Bob Costas stood on it to interview Johnson eye to eye.
