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Gunman Kidnaps Family and Forces Them to Shop at Target

Gunman Kidnaps Family and Forces Them to Shop at Target:  A North Carolina man has been arrested for kidnapping a family and then forcing them to go shopping with him at Target.  Good grief, I realize these big box stores are getting desperate for customers, but kidnapping a family by gunpoint and forcing them to shop at Target has to be about the worst marketing strategy ever.

 

Tick-Borne Diseases on the Rise in the US:  According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), ticks and dangerous tick-borne illnesses are on the rise all over the US.  The CDC warns the situation has become so widespread that in some areas, even the tick-tock of grandfather clocks has become affected.

 

New Evidence of Cat Domestication Found in China:  Archaeologists in China have unearthed the first clear evidence of cats living among humans as semi-domesticated mousers about 5300 years ago.  Scientists say they hope to one day use this data to reconstruct what life must have been like for cats before they came to prominence on YouTube and Facebook.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Scientists Teleport Particle Hundreds of Miles

Scientists Teleport Particle Hundreds of Miles:  Paving the way for more ambitious and futuristic breakthroughs, a team of Chinese scientists have for the first time “teleported” a photon hundreds of miles using a process known as “quantum entanglement.”  Scientists say that of all the possible applications for this new technology, perhaps the most exciting is the potential impact something like this could have on future pizza delivery.

 

Hoarder With History of Animal Abuse Eaten by Pet Wolf Dogs:  The remains of an elderly woman who spent decades abusing animals were found inside her western Kentucky home and authorities believe that the parts of her body not found were consumed by some of her 50 pet wolf dogs.  Perhaps adding to the tragedy is the fact that her death means the local Walmart just lost another paying customer.

 

Pot-Infused Coffee Pods for Sale in Nevada:  A company named Brewbudz is now offering a line of THC-infused K-cup pods in Nevada for Keurig-style coffee makers with a bit of cannabis laced into them.  You can bet that’ll make your ears perk up next time someone asks you “I’m brewing a ‘pot’ of coffee, would you like some?”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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