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Trump Supporters Tell Retailers to Shut Up About Trump

Trump Supporters Tell Retailers to Shut Up About Trump:  After retailers such as Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus announced they are dropping the Ivanka Trump brand, a group of Trump supporters now say they will refuse to shop at those vendors.  Yea, well excuse my skepticism, but it seems to me a bunch of Trump voters refusing to shop Neiman Marcus or Nordstrom would have about the same impact as Park Avenue residents deciding to boycott Walmart.

 

Navy Secretary Nominee Philip Bilden Withdraws:  Trump Administration officials announced that President Trump’s nominee for Secretary of the Navy, financier Philip Bilden, has withdrawn his name from consideration.  Sources say the decision was made after careful analysis of several model ships the Trump Administration had asked him to assemble which were not considered seaworthy, even in small ponds.

 

Science Finds Oversleeping a Huge Dementia Marker:  A Boston University Medical center study found that those individuals who slept more than nine hours per night are at much greater risk – 50 percent more – of getting dementia.  Perhaps, but I’m not gonna lose any sleep over it.  I mean what the hell are we supposed to do, pray for insomnia?  One thing’s for sure, these oversleepers are gonna be in for a rude awakening.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Ben Carson Refers to Slaves as Immigrants

Ben Carson Refers to Slaves as Immigrants:  In his first speech as the new secretary of the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD), Dr Ben Carson referred to slaves brought to the United States against their will as “immigrants,” drawing quick condemnation from civil rights groups who cast his remarks as offensive.  Now I’m no expert on immigration, but I’m sensing those would be about the only “immigrants” in history who would beg to get deported back to where they originally came from.

 

Costco to Raise Membership Fees:  Costco Warehouse Club announced that it will increase annual membership fees by $5 for its basic “Gold Star” individual memberships and $10 for business memberships for Executive Membership.  I get it – that guy who buys 250 pounds of dog food and 500 rolls of toilet paper at a time, expect to pay for the privilege.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Michelin-Star.png 216w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Roadside Cafe Swamped After Mistakenly Given Michelin Star:  A funky, small, roadside cafe in central France reportedly found itself inundated with diners and TV crews last week after it was awarded a coveted Michelin star by mistake.  That’s crazy to feel you have to run and eat somewhere just because of some Michelin thing!  Hell, my mechanic’s shop carries a full line of Michelin, but I’d never even think of eating there.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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