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Argentine Dreadnoughtus is Largest Dino Ever Found

Argentine Dreadnoughtus is Largest Dino Ever Found:  Researchers are studying the remains of a Dreadnoughtus, a four-legged beast with a long neck, a powerful 29-foot tail, who’s total length stretched about 85 feet and weighed about 65 tons, seven times the weight of the largest male African elephant alive today.  Scientists say if something like this were alive today, you’d probably find it roaming the aisles of Walmart in stretch pants and a halter top.

 

Neurobiologists Say Human Sense of Smell Isn’t Bad:  Neurobiologists say new research suggests that being able to sniff and smell may not be as weak in the human species as is commonly believed.  Yea, well let’s hope by the time we have another election, voters will know how to smell a rat.

 

Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on the Tracks:  Local police say a middle-aged couple in central Ukraine was run over by a switching locomotive while having sex on the tracks.  This is exactly why people should never have sex on railroad tracks unless they’re properly “trained.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Scientists Identify Parts of Brain Involved in Dreaming

Scientists Identify Parts of Brain Involved in Dreaming:  Scientists have identified regions of the brain involved in dreaming in a study with significant implications for our understanding of the purpose of dreams and of consciousness itself – even offering clues as to what the dream is actually about.  In related news, Facebook announced they are just a few short years away from targeted, in-dream advertising!

 

Researchers Say Father of All Mankind 340,000 Years Old:  Evolutionary anthropologists say DNA evidence has revealed that the oldest known common male ancestor (called the father of all mankind) is 340,000 years old, more than twice as old as previous estimates.  I don’t think I’d wanna be the “father of all mankind.”  Who’d wanna think they’re responsible for an endless stream of assholes going back 340,000 years?  Plus, can you imagine the child support payments that would come with that?

 

Fresh Express Salads at Walmart Recalled Over Dead Bat:  According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Fresh Express has recalled some of its organic prepackaged salad mix, after a dead bat was found inside a bag sold in a Florida Walmart.  Wait a minute – I’m totally shocked.  Someone who shops at Walmart actually bought a salad?  And they managed to eat most it without even batting an eye.  Hell, it could have been worse – the bat could have been a Louisville Slugger.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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