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Apple to Test Self-Driving Vehicles in California

Apple to Test Self-Driving Vehicles in California:  Ending years of speculation, Apple’s late entry into a crowded field was made official with the disclosure that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has awarded a permit for the company to start testing its self-driving car technology on public roads in the state.

 

Of course knowing Apple, you still won’t be able to actually use the car until you’ve read and agreed to the 380-page user agreement.  All I can say is – we’d better hope they’re not planning on using Apple Maps for directions.  It’s 2017 and Siri still tries to send me across the Atlantic when I’m just trying to get to the market down the street.

 

I’m still trying to imagine a conversation between Siri and a state trooper if the car ever gets pulled over.  Hell, Siri’ll be likely if it doesn’t get tasered.  And it would be my luck the car would stop moving just as soon as a phone call comes in.  Or you get an error message like this:  ”Recommended software update 2.0.3 – fixes a problem where windshield wipers activate instead of brakes being applied under certain road conditions.”  And of course, the big question is, would an Apple Car have Windows?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

New iPhones to Map Faces for Authentication and 3-D

New iPhones to Map Faces for Authentication and 3-D:  Apple is rumored be working on a controversial new camera designed to map your face in 3-D for the purpose of facial recognition.  Yea – and good luck with that!  Hell, as it is, Siri suddenly turns into Helen Keller almost every time I ask it something.  And what’s with the 3-D pics anyway?  Do they think our current, regular selfies aren’t narcissistic enough?

 

More People Getting News From the Web:  Last year, for the first time in history, more people reported getting their news from the internet than from a physical newspaper.  All I can say is, let’s hope this doesn’t mean people are gonna start spanking their misbehaving dogs with their computers now instead of a newspaper.

 

Police OK With Russian Teen Auctioning Virginity:  An 18-year-old Russian teenager who successfully sold her virginity to the highest bidder ($37,000) through an online auction site has been given the go-ahead by police to seal the deal.  So I suppose that means if you’re ever stopped by the cops for being with a hooker, you can just tell them “oh, this is just a little something I picked up at the auction.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/iPhone-X-768x652.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/iPhone-X-1024x870... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered:  Had to call Apple to complain after encountering major issues trying to login to my iPhone X.  The damn iPhone’s facial recognition feature has not only been blocking me from logging me in, but has also begun calling me ugly too.  To make matters worse, Siri has been sending me lists of notable plastic surgeons in my area.

 

Finland Testing Nasal Spray Aimed at Tackling Gambling Addiction:  Researchers in Finland are testing to see if naloxone, a fast-working spray that blocks the production of dopamine, could be beneficial in helping to cure gambling addiction.  Researchers are optimistic about the results and many of those its designed to help are betting heavily that it’ll work.

 

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Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley Defends Jared and Ivanka:  White House deputy press secretary Hogan Gidley told reporters that Steve Bannon’s comments about Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump in Michael Wolff’s new book were “grotesque” and “repugnant” considering the president’s children have been “sacrificing their personal lives in service to their country.”  Gee, I never quite thought of grifting and treason as a sacrifice, but I suppose both can consume a lot of one’s time.  That said, it sounds like a certain deputy press secretary is kissing-up for that head White House Press Secretary job once Sarah Huckabee Sanders finally gets called back home to Satan.

 

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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