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Woman’s Face Burned After Headphones Explode Mid-Flight

Woman’s Face Burned After Headphones Explode Mid-Flight:  A flight attendant poured a bucket of sparkling water on a sleeping Australian woman’s face after her battery-operated headphones exploded mid-flight, burning her face.  The article didn’t specify what the make and model was, but I’m pretty sure it was a Boeing 777.

 

Fight Over Doughnuts Result in 1 Dead and Deputy Injured:  Investigators in Florida say a fight over doughnuts led to a man to kill his mother’s fiancé and wound a sheriff’s deputy after 24-year-old Jeffrey Falsey asked his mother to get him doughnuts and when she refused, her heavily armed son who has mental health issues became angry and started shooting.  Say what you will, but had the son had not been heavily armed, he’d might still not have any doughnuts.  That said, its obvious the man had mental issues, you’d have to be crazy to mess with the cops in a doughnut shop.

 

Cindy Jacobs Claims God Wants Rich Christians to Attract More Jews:  Self-declared “prophet” Cindy Jacobs preached at a church in New Jersey, telling the congestion that God is busy making certain Christians incredibly rich in order to make Jews jealous so they’ll convert to the One True Faith resulting in a “great harvest of Jews.”  Good gracious, I can see it all now, a string of shinny copper pennies leading from local delis – straight into the nearest Christian church –  with the Jews lining up two-by-two and marching right in!  I guess my only question would be, since you guys say the Jews are already in control of all the banks and the media, what’s the point?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Supporters Tell Retailers to Shut Up About Trump

Trump Supporters Tell Retailers to Shut Up About Trump:  After retailers such as Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus announced they are dropping the Ivanka Trump brand, a group of Trump supporters now say they will refuse to shop at those vendors.  Yea, well excuse my skepticism, but it seems to me a bunch of Trump voters refusing to shop Neiman Marcus or Nordstrom would have about the same impact as Park Avenue residents deciding to boycott Walmart.

 

Navy Secretary Nominee Philip Bilden Withdraws:  Trump Administration officials announced that President Trump’s nominee for Secretary of the Navy, financier Philip Bilden, has withdrawn his name from consideration.  Sources say the decision was made after careful analysis of several model ships the Trump Administration had asked him to assemble which were not considered seaworthy, even in small ponds.

 

Science Finds Oversleeping a Huge Dementia Marker:  A Boston University Medical center study found that those individuals who slept more than nine hours per night are at much greater risk – 50 percent more – of getting dementia.  Perhaps, but I’m not gonna lose any sleep over it.  I mean what the hell are we supposed to do, pray for insomnia?  One thing’s for sure, these oversleepers are gonna be in for a rude awakening.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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