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Trump Consultants Exploited the Facebook Data of Millions

Trump Consultants Exploited the Facebook Data of Millions:  After it secured a $15 million investment from wealthy Republican donor Robert Mercer, the political consulting firm Cambridge Analytica obtained personal data from more than 50 million Facebook users without their permission and turned it all over to the Trump election campaign.  And that, my friends, is precisely why I always make it a point to never to post anything on social media that I wouldn’t scribble all over the walls in a public restroom.

 

Trump Proposes Death Penalty for Drug Dealers:  President Trump told an audience in New Hampshire that he will quickly solve the opioid crises by imposing the death penalty for those drug dealers, arguing that the federal government is “wasting our time” if it isn’t willing to put traffickers to death.  Which is rather interesting when you consider many people are in fact getting these opioids from their doctors.  On a positive note, if you’ve ever thought about going to med school, now might be a good time to apply.  Looks like there’s gonna be some vacancies on the horizon.

 

Pedestrian Killed By Driverless Car:  Sadly, a self-driving car, operated by Uber Technologies Inc. – struck and killed a pedestrian in Arizona in the first known fatality involving an autonomous vehicle, an accident that could damage the public perception of this young industry.  Well, let’s hope Uber doesn’t plan on testing their driverless cars in Sleepy Hollow.  I think they’ve got enough on their plates already – what with the headless horseman and all.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Headless Body and Severed Head Found in Jackson Mississippi

Headless Body and Severed Head Found in Jackson Mississippi:  Police say they are investigating to see if there’s a link between a young man’s severed head found on a doorstep and a headless body found in another location of Jackson, Mississippi.

 

Good grief, they found a headless body in Jackson?  Now I could understand if it was Sleepy Hollow.  Police say at this point, Kathy Griffin is not a suspect, but they don’t wanna stick their necks out and say for sure.  After all, Griffin is a very funny comedian, who has been known to make people laugh their heads off.

 

Meanwhile, the Jackson police don’t seem to be able to make heads or tails of the case, even though there is a huge body of evidence.  Now I’m no detective, but if you ask me, I think its pretty obvious that whomever put the severed head on the doorstep is also the person who committed the crime.  Case solved!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Tom Coburn is John McCain’s Choice for New VA Head

Veterans AdministrationTom Coburn is John McCain’s Choice for New VA Head:  Hours after Veterans Affairs Secretary Eric Shinseki announced his resignation, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) is floating retiring Oklahoma Sen. Tom Coburn as a possible candidate for the slot in President Barack Obama’s cabinet.  While Coburn would be a good choice, its rumored that the position has already been offered to Patrick Dempsey, who currently plays Dr Derek Shepherd on ABC’s popular medical drama Grey’s Anatomy.

 

Gun ControlSupport Growing For Denying Guns to the Mentally Ill:  Following last week’s killing spree in Santa Barbara, a new poll found that most Americans would support new measures to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally ill, a move which is strongly opposed by the NRA.  I fully understand the NRA’s position.  If you take guns out of the hands of the mentally ill, you’re leaving them completely defenseless against a whole host of imaginary enemies.

 

Driver-Less CrarsStates Finding it Difficult Writing Laws for Driver-Less Cars:  As the possibility of driver-less cars appears to be happening sooner instead of later, states are quickly trying to write laws governing them, but are finding it’s not easy to write rules of the road for vehicles with no steering wheel or pedals.  Still, I have to believe its gotta be easier dealing with a few driverless cars in Santa Monica than it was dealing headless horsemen in Sleepy Hollow.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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