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Pet Rats Linked to Seoul Virus Outbreak

Pet Rats Linked to Seoul Virus Outbreak:  The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention confirmed Friday that pet rats are the source of an outbreak of Seoul virus infections in Illinois and Wisconsin.  Local media reports the virus outbreak has led some rat owners to verbally abuse their pets, with some going so far as to call them horrible, hurtful names like “you dirty rats!”

 

Iowa to Allow Blind People to Carry Guns in Public:  Iowa has passed legislation which will allow blind residents to acquire guns and to carry these firearms in public.  While it seems a bit unsettling, I suppose its less dangerous than allowing “blond people” to carry firearms.  Personally, I have no issue with blind people firing a gun, its just the aiming I’m a little concerned about.

 

New Report on iPhone 8’s Facial Recognition Feature:  A new report has surfaced indicating that Apple’s next-gen iPhone may include an advanced form of facial recognition technology, capable of even discerning specific emotional states.  In addition, Apple is reportedly planning to issue a disclaimer – cautioning Hollywood celebrities that their facelifts and botox treatments could very well render their phone’s facial recognition features completely useless.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Alarming Number Of People Don’t Know Human Reproductive Facts

Alarming Number Of People Don’t Know Human Reproductive Facts:  A new report found that a surprising number of people are completely in the dark concerning some basic facts about human reproduction.  Now I’m no reproductive expert, but I’m guessing that’s because most of us hardly ever run into any storks anymore as we go about our daily lives.

 

People Who Watch Porn Have More Sex:  A new study found that people who watch a lot of porn have more sex than those who don’t watch porn.  Yea, you’ve gotta “hand it” to those people who watch a lot of porn.  The big danger with porn is – watch enough of it and you’ll find young men forgoing legitimate careers in order to become delivery men.

 

UPS Attacked Online Over Delivery Fail:  UPS has acknowledged being behind in delivery orders for Christmas, but that hasn’t stopped people from shaming the company on its Facebook page with scornful posts.  One congressman is so upset with UPS, he plans to phone them and demand an explanation – that is, if his new iPhone ever arrives.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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