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SpaceX Says Two People Already Paid Up for Future Moon Mission

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mission-to-Moon-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mission-to-Moon.jpg 512w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />SpaceX Says Two People Already Paid Up for Future Moon Mission:  SpaceX CEO Elon Musk just revealed that two people have paid for a private mission around the moon in the company’s as yet untested Falcon Heavy rocket.  A spokesperson for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is denying that its them who’s paying for Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty to make the trip.

 

Oscars Post Wrong Pic in Memorial Tribute:  During the “In Memoriam” tribute to industry artists who passed away during the past year, the death of an Australian costume designer Janet Patterson was noted, but the picture posted onscreen was really that of a very much alive Australian film producer Jan Chapman.  An Oscar telecast spokesperson explained the mistake by pointing out that while producer Jan Chapman didn’t actually pass away in 2016, she did pass a lot of gas during the year.

 

Chicken at Subway Contains Only 50% Chicken DNA:  Researchers say new tests show the chicken meat served at Subway restaurants contain only about 50 percent chicken DNA, with scientists reporting they are not yet certain what the other contents may be – possibly tofu.  Well, they do say chickens are descended from the dinosaurs, so my guess is its tyrannosaurs.  Meanwhile, a spokesperson for evangelist Franklin Graham claims its all a conspiracy to replace chicken with tofu in a sinister attempt to turn all of America gay!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

John Kelly Chides Immigrants Too Lazy to Sign Up for Daca

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/John-Kelly.jpg 484w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />John Kelly Chides Immigrants Too Lazy to Sign Up for Daca:  In defending President Trump’s new immigration proposal, chief of staff John Kelly implied that many Dreamers may have been just “too lazy to get off their asses” to go and sign up for the protection.  In defending Kelly’s statement, Congressional Republicans are quick to point out that anyone who’s observed President Trump’s work ethic as closely as John Kelly has, ought to have a pretty good grasp of what “too lazy to get off their ass” really looks like.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Falcon-Heavy-Rock... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Falcon-Heavy-Rock... 960w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Elon Musk’s Powerful Rocket Launches Tesla Roadster Towards Mars:  Elon Musk and SpaceX have successfully used the world’s most powerful “Falcon Heavy” rocket to launch a $100,000 cherry red Tesla Roadster towards Mars.  Guess they may as well send that beautiful Tesla off towards Mars.  Hell, not very many of us can afford them here.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Angry-Dog-768x432... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Angry-Dog-1024x57... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Angry-Dog.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds Dogs More Likely to Bite Anxious People:  Contrary to popular belief, a new study found that while dogs probably can’t smell fear, they do seem to respond to fearful people with more aggressive behavior.  Well, if that’s the case, I had better hope there are no dogs around when I’m in line for my next colonoscopy.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Study Finds Sex Doesn’t Actually Sell Products

Study Finds Sex Doesn’t Actually Sell Products:  Researchers analyzed nearly 80 advertising studies published over the past 30 years and found that while people often remember a particularly racy ad, that frequently doesn’t translate into customers actually buying the product that the advertiser is selling.  I totally agree.  I recently saw an ad featuring a very sexy woman eating a burger and, instead of going right out and ordering a burger, I made an appointment at the local day spa for a colon hydrotherapy session.

 

Bulgaria Launches First Communications Satellite:  A previously-flown SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket climbed into orbit from Florida’s east coast with Bulgaria’s first communications satellite designed to boost Bulgarian television signals.  All I can say is, I never dreamed I’d live to see the day when I’d be able to watch live Bulgarian television shows, right in the comfort of my own home.  Wonder if their shows are in color?

 

Buffett Donates $1.52 Billion to Gates Foundation:  Warren Buffett is continuing to make good on his promise to donate most of his wealth to charity, donating $1.52 billion to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.  Sort of makes you wonder why Bill and Melinda Gates would need a foundation.  They seem to be doing just fine on their own.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Frequent Ejaculation May Lower Risk Of Prostate Cancer

Fight CancerFrequent Ejaculation May Lower Risk Of Prostate Cancer:  A new U.S. study suggests that men who ejaculate often may have a lower risk of prostate cancer than their peers who don’t do it as frequently.  So, if I understand this right, it seems I now have a choice of either going blind, or getting prostate cancer.  Let me think this one over for a bit.  If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my room – fighting cancer – and I do plan to fight it – hand over fist.

 

CrowStudy Finds Crows May Rival Chimps In Their Intelligence:  A new studies are finding that Corvids, the family of birds that includes ravens and crows, may be every bit as smart as chimps, despite having smaller brains.  Alright, I’ll concede that they’re smart, but if you ask me, its still nothing to crow about.

 

Space XSpaceX Will Send Spacecraft to Mars By 2018:  Elon Musk’s SpaceX just announced it plans to land an unmanned spacecraft on Mars as soon as 2018 with the help of NASA in an effort to eventually get humans to the Red Planet. Trust me, with a Trump presidency looming in the near future, colonizing Mars is beginning to sound like a pretty good option.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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