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Apple Apologizes for Slowing Down Older iPhones

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Apple-iPhones-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Apple-iPhones-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Apple-iPhones.jpg 1240w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Apple Apologizes for Slowing Down Older iPhones:  Apple has apologized to customers for deliberately slowing the performance of older iPhone models without those users’ consent.  This prompted mega-music service Spotify to apologize for trying to direct older people’s music selections toward slow songs.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/The-White-House-1... 150w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" />White House Is Infested With Rodents and Insects:  Documents obtained by NBC show the White House is heavily infested with ants, cockroaches and rodents.  Yea, and by all indications – they’ve been busy sucking out every bit of blood they can manage from decent, hardworking American taxpayers.

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Alien-Planet-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Alien-Planet-1024... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Alien-Planet.jpg 1038w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />New Watery Planet Discovered:  Scientists have discovered a new type of alien planet — a steamy water world which astronomers are describing as larger than Earth, yet still smaller than Uranus.  Really?  That kind of makes me wonder – just how big do they think my anus is?

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