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Man Gets Prison Smuggling King Cobras In Potato Chip Canisters

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Cobras-in-Can-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Cobras-in-Can.jpg 914w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Man Gets Prison Smuggling King Cobras In Potato Chip Canisters:  A Los Angeles man has been sentenced to prison for smuggling highly venomous king cobras into the country inside potato chip canisters via the mail.  Now of course, health officials have always warned about eating snacks like potato chips, but geez – this really takes it all to a whole new level.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Irish-Woman.jpg 488w" sizes="(max-width: 293px) 100vw, 293px" />Irish Woman Legally Marries 300-Year-Old Ghost:  A 45-year-old woman from Co. Louth claims the lovemaking is just great with her 18th-century Haitian pirate ghost husband she met and married after she feeling his presence laying beside her in bed in 2014.  Yea, well not to be cynical, but that “presence” she felt next to her in bed sounds more like Bill Cosby than an 18th-century Haitian pirate.

 

 

Sushi Boom Fueling Tapeworm Infections:  Health officials say as eating raw fish is becoming more popular, gruesome tapeworm infections are becoming commonplace.  While sushi connoisseurs believe these attacks on eating sushi are noting but a raw deal, health officials claim to have everything on tape (worm).

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Florida Lawmakers Find Porn More Dangerous Than Assault Weapons

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Florida-Students.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Florida Lawmakers Find Porn More Dangerous Than Assault Weapons:  Students from Florida’s Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, where 17 kids were recently murdered and scores injured in yet another mass shooting – were left in tears after their pleas for rational assault weapon laws were ignored by Florida lawmakers, who’ve decided that porn is a much more pressing public health risk than assault weapons.  That’s interesting because – I’m pretty sure at this point, any definition of “obscene” would surely have to include these Florida lawmakers.  And I wonder how long before one of these brave lawmakers – protecting us from porn, will be busted with a huge stash of porn on their own computer?  On a positive note, guess the NRA now has themselves a brand new slogan, “Guns don’t kill, nudie pictures do.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Hate-Group-768x57... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Hate-Group-1024x7... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Hate-Group.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />US Hate Groups Proliferate in Trump’s First Year:  The Southern Poverty Law Center found that the number of U.S. hate groups expanded dramatically last year under President Donald Trump’s administration, fueled by his immigration stance and the perception that he sympathized with those espousing white supremacy.  In response to this criticism, Trump officials are now urging everyone considering joining a “hate” group to turn it down a notch – and join a group that’s just a wee bit peeved instead.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Louise-Reay.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Comedian’s Estranged Husband Sues Her for Defamation:  UK stand-up comedian Louise Reay is asking people to contribute to her crowdfunding page, after being sued by her estranged husband for allegedly defaming him in her show.  Yea, well all I can say is, once Donald Trump leaves office – he’d better hope Melania doesn’t have any comedic ambitions.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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