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Carrie Fisher’s Ashes Placed in Giant Prozac Pill Urn

Carrie Fisher’s Ashes Placed in Giant Prozac Pill Urn:  Actress and author Carrie Fisher’s ashes were placed in one of her most prized possessions – a white and green Prozac pill-shaped urn.  Perfect for her – may the Fluoxetine be with you.  That said – being a huge coffee lover, I’d prefer to end up in an old Chock full o’Nuts can.  After all, let us not forget Chock full o’Nuts is that “heavenly coffee.”

 

Internet Abuze Over Collision of Earth and Planet Nibiru:  There is serious concern being expressed all over the internet about Earth and the planet Nibiru being on a collision course for October 2017, even though astronomers say the planet Nibiru doesn’t even exist.  Sorry conspiracy theorists, but as far as I’m concerned – it’s not truth until it comes in the form of a late night tweet from Donald Trump.  PS – don’t expect your homeowner’s insurance to cover damage caused by the end of the world.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/A-Hitman-300x300.jpg 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/A-Hitman.jpg 736w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Donald Trump Jr’s Battle to Make Silencers More Available:  Donald Trump Jr. has been actively campaigning for the “Hearing Protection Act,” a bill which would make the purchase of gun silencers much easier, which is being framed as a public health issue to protect eardrums.  I see his point, because about the last thing we need with healthcare protections about to go out the window is a bunch of Mafia hitmen running around with hearing disabilities.

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