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What If We Could Change The Star Wars Prequels?

What If We Could Change The Star Wars Prequels?
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Everything would just be better, wouldn't it?


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Starring: Brendan Lynch-Salamon, J.A. Lerman, David Lowe
Written by: Brendan Lynch-Salamon, J.A. Lerman & Ian McNabb
Directed & Produced by: Ian McNabb
Exec. Producers: David Lowe, Tim Fox, Brendan Lynch-Salamon, J.A. Lerman & Ian McNabb

Director of Photography: Evan Okada
Production Design by: Rebecca Contreras
Music & Sound Design by: Brendan Lynch-Salamon
Edited by: Ian McNabb

Gaffer: Evan Cox
Key Grip: Anthony Yamamoto
Production Sound: Jake Miller
Hair, Make-up & Wardrobe: Rebecca Contreras
Sound Editor & Mixer: Brendan Lynch-Salamon
Colorist: Evan Okada
Visual Effects: J.A. Lerman
Titles: David Lowe


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Evan Okada
Ian McNabb
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Rebecca Contreras
Tim Fox

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Lukas Graham - 7 Years (STAR WARS Parody)

Lukas Graham - 7 Years (STAR WARS Parody)
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We all love Star Wars (I've loved it since well before I was 7 years old!), but how ingrained in our identity is it? Maybe a bit too much?

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Once I was seven years old, Han Solo told me,
"Go get yourself a blaster, force is hokey."
Once I was seven years old

It was a long time ago, a galaxy far away
Blasting womp rats in my t-16, we're flying quicker
By eleven trading cards, collecting action figures
On the net arguing who was first to pull the trigger

Once I was fourteen years old, my identity,
Revolved around a war in space that's not real.
Once I was fourteen I was sold

I still love hearing the theme, see that text crawl before me
Even though it's been so long, I still enjoy the stories
X-wings and AT-STs - just never seemed to bore me
'Cause only those in the fandom will ever really know me

Once I was twenty years old, my income uncontrolled
Decorate my dorm with Star Wars stuff from etsy
Accounts down to pennies but behold! (Star Wars Dorm)

I see my breakfast bowl, got cereal that's branded
And even the tallest wookies, sleep with a Yoda blanket
I got my toys with me, at least all the rebels
And I'm gonna get pissed, if a protag's ever female

Once I was twenty years old, my email was enrolled
getting offers for Star Wars stuff on thinkgeek
Once I got a bit entitled

Soon I'll be thirty years old, I feel in control
been to every con even one in Wyoming
True I'm kinda thinking I'm owed

this marketing in my life
These products directed at me
Events to meet with other fans
And reinforce these feelings
Most of my toys are with me
I sort them by category - I
Think consuming is culture
same with identity

Sadly I can not be just told, fandom isn't just healthy fun
It's rife, with agenda in the hopes to make a ton
I mean serious money get me to buy a product once
and then another time and purchase more than twice a month

Yoda's nine hundred years old, I know Hoth is really cold
At Star Wars trivia, few out there could beat me.
But does Disney own my soul?

Soon I'll be asked by some chode
"was I tricked or was I sold?
Am I wrong for just getting some enjoyment?"
You might be surprised my answer's "no"

Once I was seven years old, my TV told me,
"Go buy yourself some toys or you'll be lonely."
Once I was seven years old

It’s not just Star Wars it’s everything.

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