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Fox News’ Eric Bolling Reportedly Sent Penis Pictures

Fox News’ Eric Bolling Reportedly Sent Penis Pictures:  The Huffington Post is reporting that Fox News host Eric Bolling sexted pictures of male genitalia to at least three female colleagues.  Gee, I’ve heard of butt failing, but not dick dialing.  Ironically, those who’ve seen the pics described it as looking somewhat like a man’s penis, only much smaller.  Now the question remains, could this possibly be the “Bolling Green Massacre” Kellyanne Conway was referring to some time ago?

 

A Close Mountain Encounter With a Timber Wolf:  I was out hiking in the Santa Monica mountains earlier today when I came upon what I thought was a very large coyote down by the creek.  As I got closer, I could see it wasn’t a coyote at all, but a wolf – perhaps a timber wolf.  Then, as I approached even closer, I could see that while it was indeed a wolf – it was not a timber wolf – I knew this because it wasn’t real timber.  Turned out, it was just a laminate wolf.  Come on, what the hell do you expect – this is LA.

 

Dunkin Donuts May Drop Donuts From Their Name:  Locked in a battle with coffeehouse giant Starbucks and people seeking healthier choices, iconic Dunkin Donuts is considering dropping “donuts” from their name and becoming simply “Dunkin.”  Really, then what the hell are we supposed to be dunkin?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Sports Mag Calls Trump’s 73 Golf Score Patently Unbelievable

Sports Mag Calls Trump’s 73 Golf Score Patently Unbelievable:  Golfing experts are expressing serious disbelief at the claim that the President shot a 73 during a recent round of golf with Lindsey Graham at one of the President’s golf courses.  Yea, his score may be unbelievable, but then again, isn’t everything he says and does pretty much unbelievable?  To put it in golfing terms, Trump lying about himself is “par for the course.”  That said, he ought to be good at golf – hell, he spends more time golfing than most of the pros.

 

Yellowstone’s Supervolcano May Blow Sooner Than Thought:  Arizona State University researchers, analyzing minerals in fossilized ash from the most recent mega-eruption of Yellowstone National Park’s supervolcano, have determined it may blow again much sooner than previously thought – wiping all life off the face of the Earth in just a few decades.  Even so, I’d be willing to bet it’ll only take a few years before you’ll start to see Starbucks cafes slowly springing up and dotting the landscape again.

 

Geologists Debate Grand Canyon’s Age:  A bitter controversy is raging among geologists over the age of the Grand Canyon after a report published in the journal Science claims the canyon is actually 70 million years old, not the commonly held belief that it’s 6 million years old.  Oh for heaven’s sake, what difference does it make as long as it isn’t applying for a driver’s license?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Threatens Venezuela With Possible Military Option

Trump Threatens Venezuela With Possible Military Option:  Speaking to reporters from his New Jersey golf course, President Trump further escalated his warnings against foreign powers, this time threatening the possibility of military intervention in Venezuela.  After all this, many are starting to wonder which country Trump will threaten next.  One thing’s for sure, with Trump in the White House, we’ll never have to worry about repeating Napoleon and Hitler’s big mistake of invading Russia.

 

South Carolina Issues Lizard People Warning During Eclipse:  The South Carolina Emergency Management Division is officially cautioning citizens of that state “to remain ever vigilant,” because the upcoming solar eclipse is likely to coincide with an increase in paranormal activity in the form of “lizard people” sightings.  And this is coming from a state which hasn’t legalized marijuana, so they can’t blame it on the weed.  Personally, I think there’s just one hell of a lot of people in South Carolina and Northern Florida who happen to be damn good at catching flies with their tongues, which may account for the confusing sightings.

 

Coffee Boosts Brain’s Ability to Store Long-Term Memory: Scientists have found that a shot of caffeine greatly enhances the brain’s ability to store long-term memories. Too bad, because I was hoping that one-day I could forget just how much money I spend at Starbucks.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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