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Ohio Judge Who Boasted About Sex Conquests Apologizes

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Judge-ONeill2-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Judge-ONeill2.jpg 828w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Ohio Judge Who Boasted About Sex Conquests Apologizes:  Ohio gubernatorial candidate and sitting state Supreme Court Justice Bill O’Neill has issued an apology for boasting about having bedded 50 very attractive females, saying he was deeply sorry if he offended any of the “wonderful women” in his life.  He then went on to single out numbers 7, 19, 26 and 31 for special praise – about whose performance he described as “nothing short of “spectacular.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Earths-Rotation-S... 389w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scientists Warn of Strong Earthquakes As Earth’s Rotation Slows:  A team of scientists are predicting that powerful earthquakes will double in 2018 as Earth’s rotation slows down.  Gee, first we have global warming and now it’s global slowing?  Wonder if the shaking will be measured on the Mueller or the Richter scale?  Anyway, about the only thing we can ever know for sure is – Sean Hannity will inevitably blame Hillary for this.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Coffee-Buzz.jpg 374w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Claims Coffee Buzz Just in Our Heads:  New research from the University of London has found that the “buzz” people get from coffee and other caffeinated beverages may very well “just be in our heads.”  Yea, and that sting we feel after paying nearly six dollars for coffee at Starbucks – may very well be “just in our wallets.”

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Sports Mag Calls Trump’s 73 Golf Score Patently Unbelievable

Sports Mag Calls Trump’s 73 Golf Score Patently Unbelievable:  Golfing experts are expressing serious disbelief at the claim that the President shot a 73 during a recent round of golf with Lindsey Graham at one of the President’s golf courses.  Yea, his score may be unbelievable, but then again, isn’t everything he says and does pretty much unbelievable?  To put it in golfing terms, Trump lying about himself is “par for the course.”  That said, he ought to be good at golf – hell, he spends more time golfing than most of the pros.

 

Yellowstone’s Supervolcano May Blow Sooner Than Thought:  Arizona State University researchers, analyzing minerals in fossilized ash from the most recent mega-eruption of Yellowstone National Park’s supervolcano, have determined it may blow again much sooner than previously thought – wiping all life off the face of the Earth in just a few decades.  Even so, I’d be willing to bet it’ll only take a few years before you’ll start to see Starbucks cafes slowly springing up and dotting the landscape again.

 

Geologists Debate Grand Canyon’s Age:  A bitter controversy is raging among geologists over the age of the Grand Canyon after a report published in the journal Science claims the canyon is actually 70 million years old, not the commonly held belief that it’s 6 million years old.  Oh for heaven’s sake, what difference does it make as long as it isn’t applying for a driver’s license?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Mysterious Cavity Discovered Deep Within Great Pyramid

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Cavity-in-Great-P... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Cavity-in-Great-P... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Cavity-in-Great-P... 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Mysterious Cavity Discovered Deep Within Great Pyramid:  Archaeologists report they’ve just uncovered a mysterious cavity hidden deep inside the Great Pyramid of Giza, the oldest of the seven wonders of the ancient world.

 

While I’m no archeologist, my first guess would be its part of the Pyramid’s creamy-smooth, chocolatey core.  Laugh if you want, but I think that makes a hell of a lot more sense than Ben Carson’s “grain silos.”  But your guess is as good as mine.  As far as we know, it could have been where the Pharaoh stashed all his dirty magazines.  Hell, they may even find my lost remote somewhere in there.

 

All I can tell you is this – my dentist recently showed me a similar image of a cavity, only this time there were no hidden treasures – just his bill for $275.  In fact, word has it local dentists say if the cavity runs deep enough, they may have to do a root canal.  And that would probably mean the pyramid would also need a new crown as well.  Let’s hope they had insurance.

 

But, of course – all this is simply speculation.  We can never know anything for sure until a trained TSA agent does a full cavity search.  That said, it doesn’t really matter what they find in there anyway, because in a couple of years – you can just bet this cavity is gonna be home to a brand new Starbucks, McDonald’s or a 7-Eleven convenience store.  Not even the Pharaoh’s can stop commerce.

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Scientists Create Virtual Human Brain Cells

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Frankenstein-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Frankenstein-1024... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Frankenstein.jpg 1100w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scientists Create Virtual Human Brain Cells:  Scientists in Seattle have created three-dimensional computer reconstructions of living human brain cells by studying tissue that is usually discarded during surgery, capturing not only the shape and anatomy of living cells, but also the electrical signals they produce.  During a recent press conference, Dr Frankenstein and his staff said it was great to be working in cosmopolitan Seattle as opposed to the Swiss Alps, because villagers there have a tendency to become a bit nervous over this type of research.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Lucid-Dreaming-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Lucid-Dreaming-10... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Lucid-Dreaming.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />New Technique Increases Chances for Lucid Dreaming:  Research from the University of Adelaide has unveiled a new technique which has had unprecedented success in increasing people’s chances of having lucid dreams, in which the dreamer is aware they’re dreaming while it’s happening and can somewhat control the experience.  One technique I’ve found that seems to work fairly well is don’t go to bed completely hammered.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Starbucks-Snake.jpg 272w" sizes="(max-width: 255px) 100vw, 255px" />Snake Slithers Out of Starbucks Toilet:  In an urban legend come to life, a Texas man with an admitted aversion to snakes was unpleasantly surprised when he encountered a rattlesnake slithering out of the toilet he was using inside a San Antonio Starbucks.  A Starbucks spokesperson explained that they have had issues with the toilet clogging and just had the toilet “snaked” – and the plumber may have simply forgotten to remove the snake.

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