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Facebook Asking for Users Nude Pics to Combat Revenge Porn

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Facebook.jpg 481w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Facebook Asking for Users Nude Pics to Combat Revenge Porn:  In an attempt to to prevent “revenge porn,” Facebook is starting a pilot program and asking users to volunteer nude pics of themselves to an algorithm to combat revenge porn – but the company admits that those nudes will be viewed by a human at the company first.  So, let me get this straight.  Pictures – which I would never want posted on the internet – I’m supposed to send them in to the biggest site on the internet – so they can then use them to ensure that they will never, ever be posted on the internet?  What could possibly go wrong there?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Panera-Bread-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Panera-Bread.jpg 920w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Panera Bread to Purchase Rival Chain Au Bon Pain:  Panera Bread is buying rival cafe restaurant chain Au Bon Pain, a chain Panera CEO Ron Shaich co-founded more than three and half decades ago.  While terms of the deal were not fully disclosed, analysts say the purchase will undoubtedly cost Panera quite a lot of bread.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Hawkings-Predicti... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Hawkings-Predicti... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Hawkings-Predicti... 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Stephen Hawking Predicts Earth Will Be a Fireball by 2600:  Mastermind physicist Stephen Hawking is predicting that the human race will perish on Earth after we turn it into a sizzling fireball in less than 600 years.  I can live with that!  In fact, I’ll worry about all that when I turn 575.  On the other hand, knowing this – I do kind of wish I’d have stretched my car financing out another 599 years.  Besides, at the rate we’re going, in another 600 years – about the only thing that’ll still be around will be an image of Keith Richards face.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Renews Attack on Amazon Calling USPS Deal a Scam

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Amazon-768x512.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Amazon-1024x683.jpg 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Amazon.jpg 1300w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Renews Attack on Amazon Calling USPS Deal a Scam:  President Trump lit into Amazon once again with a pair of tweets claiming that Amazon is using the Postal Service and a “delivery boy” and demanding that “this postal scam must stop!”  I find it rather interesting the President would complain that Amazon is using the Postal Service as a “delivery boy.”  Perhaps someone should explain to him that that’s exactly what the Postal Service does – they deliver stuff.  As to whether or not Amazon is running a scam, I’ll defer to the President on that one, because if there’s anyone on Earth who fully understands how a scam is run – it’s Donald J. Trump.  

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Hawking.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Thousands Gather to Honor Stephen Hawking:  Thousands of admirers lined the streets of Cambridge to pay tribute to the renowned physicist Stephen Hawking, who died March 14th.  Thousands more said they wanted to attend, but they didn’t have the time and the church didn’t have the space to accommodate them. 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Bad-Relationships... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Bad-Relationships... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />People Stay in Bad Relationships Because They Fear Being Alone:  A new study found that the fear of being alone leads many adults to stay in bad relationships or settle for less-than-desirable partners.  So if I understand this study correctly, if you’re one of those people who stay in a bad relationship because you fear being alone – you’re not alone.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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